Three word story!

[Jorici]

Skipping, made no sense.

Garden Freeman wanted

[Ad Bot]

[Joeboy]

some more fertilizer

(GARDEN Freeman?? xD)

[battlebrain]

For my garden

[Stick Man]

For his friend's

[Joeboy]

garden of exotic

[Stick Man]

Headcrabs that like

[battlebrain]

To eat pie

[Mr.jacksaunt]

while driving drunk

[Nikki]

In South Dakota.

[viper30000]

The walrus was

[paulcall]

flying on mens

[JAW959]

Airplanes and stroking

[Ningyou]

his giant snake

[The Corporation]

which then fell

[Jorici]

onto the floor.