Three word story!

[Ningyou]

snake with a

[Ad Bot]

[Kingdaro]

procrastination ring, so

[fawkes..]

i ate it.

[Ningyou]

Then, someone said

[yogamoanyo]

"Look, it's a

[The Doctor]

Bird, no its

[yogamoanyo]

my Mother's snake!"

[Kingdaro]

So Santa started

[The Doctor]

to rape her

[Teneksi]

with a cactus.

[Kingdaro]

It grew sharp

[Ningyou]

so she died.

[Plasmus]

the end (finally)

[Kingdaro]

But then the

[Zoslis]

Gir-Slug Jumped off