Three word story!

[Moonlight]

on a granny

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[fawkes..]

Mobile that had

[TurnipBlog]

a coke and

[betababy]

a glowing frisbee

[fawkes..]

On the side

[LeetZero]

With a ratoon.

[Alpha Command]

[NEW SENTENCE]
You realise love

[TurnipBlog]

is in the

[fawkes..]

Trash can cos

[carolcat]

it's cold inside

[fawkes..]

Because the heating

[TurnipBlog]

dun broke down.

[Alpha Command]

[NEW SENTENCE]
Your sister strips

[fawkes..]

for me because

[Volga]

he swallowed a