Just drank first...beer

[Chrono]

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[JAW959]

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[Rookie]

im makingblah and beer and masteebation is good but pot and love is better

[Bisjac]

The forget are you talking about.
If you drink, and never drunk anything alcoholic before, you get drunk much faster because your body instantly processes(?) the alcohol. But if you drink beer every day(one - two per day), like lets say me, your body gets used to it and you'd need much more alcohol to get drunk.
So, instead of one Vodka it takes two now to make me fully drunk. It takes 8 Beer on a full stomach and 5 on a empty one. Sometimes I don't even get drunk at all.

nope. your body does not get use to it. that is a myth.
your body only gets less and less tolerant as you drink during your life.

you see, your body STARTS strong against poisons, until you kill your liver and kidneys.

[WhoDa?]

It's not a "myth"?

I have this one friend who ate nothing during the whole day but a bit bread and then we went drinking with our friends, he never drunk before (maybe one beer in his whole life). He got drunk just after three beers. I who also ate absolutely nothing that day drunk two beers, 1/4 vodka and 1/2 mead and I finally got drunk a bit, not as much as my friend but it started working.
So, this means that I was actually already drunk after my first beer and I didn't know it or what the forget are you trying to blabber.

And my liver is as good as the liver of a person who's not drinking any alcohol at all, said my doc.

[Meekl]

beer tastes disgusting.

oh god this
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[Master Shadow Phoenix]

"Hey, it's me Barney from Black Mesa. About that beer I owed ya... "

I sipped beer when I was 5, drank hard cider when I was 7 and drank sake at the age of 14.

[skill4life]

What makes you a good Demoman?

Nothing, the class plays itself.

[Gamefandan]

Off-topic is blog? :D

[SeventhSandwich]

no drunk talk dont happen when you type...

i hope you dont think you got wasted on 1 beer. it takes me like 12, way more liquid then i would even want to put in me.
beer tastes disgusting.

learn to liquor

Bisjac is gonna get liver disease ._.

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nope. your body does not get use to it. that is a myth.
your body only gets less and less tolerant as you drink during your life.

you see, your body STARTS strong against poisons, until you kill your liver and kidneys.

Quit while you are still a lovey beast.

[Visage]

I would say Bisjac's theory that genes effect how much alcohol you can stand is probably true. My dad has to drink 2 bottles of scotch before he can even get buzzed, and he just drinks it straight scotch in the glass and gulps it like it's a soda. I'm not much of a drinker but I like Mandarin Vodka and can drink a bottle of that in a night easy with minimal effects. Although my dad is 245 lbs and I am near 200 lbs now so it could also just be proof the bigger you are the more you can drink.

[skelolego229]

I was very young once(like 4-5) and my mom was making some sort of alcoholic beverage but my primitive kiddie mind said “choclate shake”


I slurped like half of it and nothing happened, and my mom turned around and looked at me in this horrified way

[Bisjac]

I have this one friend who....

Oh yes, the example given. Personal experiences are the facts im sure lol

So, this means that I...

Your little experiment is flawed anyways. you already explained how you both have completely different variables here.
also, NO one can get drunk off 3 beers. unless you are some 90pound girl. he might have not even been buzzed, not that its even the same thing anyways.

And my liver is as good as the liver of a person who's not drinking any alcohol at all, said my doc.

and let me guess, you had blood tests? yeah that is a show of alcohol content and blood toxin of that day, not a proper biopsy i know you didn't have.
it changes your entire immunity system when you keep ingesting toxins. just because you haven't noticed anything yet dont mean nothing is happening.


lol stupid kids think they learn all about alcohol from their drunk dads and other teenagers in high school.
so naive.

not drinking ever, gives you a much higher tolerance to not getting drunk as quickly.

[IkeTheGeneric]

You don't need to drink underage.

Anyone who drinks and have gotten drunk underage is a loving idiot.