Help! My cat is crushing me!

[Joker Card]

This is one of the many reasons I don't want a cat. I loving hate cats.

[Ad Bot]

[MasterLemons]

Dude, just ignore him. Let the cute kitty sit there.

[Specever]

He came

[The Doctor]

So, you typed this reply while your cat is crushing you? Call a pizza guy, so he'll ring to doorbell and the cat will get off.

[MegaScientifical]

but a massive dark side net shift would make you look coolbro
embrace the KOTOR dark side

Yay, you got the reference. Sorry, I've been playing KotOR on Xbox 360 lately... Been a drag since all my gamesaves are still on my original Xbox, but meh. I just got HK-47, he's kickass... I abandoned my party with the first group of Sand People, and he survived longer than Bastila with over half health. I don't care how you put it, he is awwwesome... Although I died eventually...

[Zoslis]

Trust me, He's more badass in KOTOR2. He gets pissed that people are ripping off his model, and look, and goes apestuff on HK-50 units.

[MegaScientifical]

Trust me, He's more badass in KOTOR2. He gets pissed that people are ripping off his model, and look, and goes apestuff on HK-50 units.

I know I know, I got both those games when they were knew. I'm doing a new playthrough, so I'm doing the first game first.

It's sad the fixes they made in the second one. I loved screaming my head off at my team members and not getting any negative points...

[fawkes..]

Don't be mean to him 3:
He only wants love

[Brickmaster]

1.get a  gun

2. load it

3.Aim at the cat

4.Pull trigger

5. CAT IS DEAD

No more kitty bothering you! :D

[lordician]

1.get a  gun

2. load it

3.Aim at the cat

4.Pull trigger

5. CAT IS DEAD

No more kitty bothering you! :D

Please, throw your head onto the nearest sharp object and jump off a cliff.

[leonstormrat23]

Just suck it up and say no homo.

[Brickmaster]

I was just kidding on that other post.My grandma's cat got on my nerves and I was busy talking and it kept meowing.So I just picked it up off my lap and put it in the swimming pool  living room.

[MegaScientifical]

I was just kidding on that other post.My grandma's cat got on my nerves and I was busy talking and it kept meowing.So I just picked it up off my lap and put it in the swimming pool  living room.

Made that in Macromedia Freehand MX 01/02/2010 8:30 PM.

[TeslaCoil]

Give teh kitty a cookie