Seriously :|
And dont tell me you got it from your mom
Well okay okay... one of the giants invented it long ago.. they thought it was waayyy to strong so they hided it... But then.. a few of the creepmasters got together and traded it for.. the virginity of a little girl.. it was night, when the little girl was peeing and the creepbears came from the toilet and got her.. there was a huge silence, and then, from a magic light, came..... the mini-nuke.
It got destroyed by another weapon called the ion cannon, the creeps looked up and thought that they got caught. But then it just floated to them and said: "You have just raped the cutest girl ever, I have soooo much respect for you, you can use me as often as you want! Thanks thanks!" and so it happened... please don't hurt the messenger..
