I am actually dead. I have died four months ago. I died in a car accident. I am actually a dead guy now, so I can't do any normal dude stuff. Like physical labor or doing things I was told, this I cannot do anymore.
And since I'm dead, I am going to tell you everything about the afterlife, just to let you know.
If you are dying, and you die; you're dead. Oh yeah and heaven isn't all it's cracked up to be. And I'm invisible and I can interact with other dead people.
It's okay, I guess. I just wish a hamburger and some fries died along with a milkshake.
Well, anyways. Sorry for lying about me being alive and things, I'm actually dead.
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