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Author Topic: [100x70] Menen's Search for the Magical Milkshake - Under new management!  (Read 201156 times)

It isn't as stupid as the majority.
The majority of what? players? adventures?
either way, there's stupid in each

The majority of what? players? adventures?
either way, there's stupid in each
Yes but yours is just irritating stupid.

Yes but yours is just irritating stupid.
so you decide to make it an even bigger deal by arguing instead of ignoring?


ANYWHO
Hm... Try to get a hold of your launcher thing and stab it's tentacle to try to get free. If it works and you're up high, launch a harpoon at the ceiling and swing to safety.

ANYWHO
Hm... Try to get a hold of your launcher thing and stab it's tentacle to try to get free. If it works and you're up high, launch a harpoon at the ceiling and swing to safety.

It has more than 1 tentacle, it would probably grab me in midswing

distract the thing with a spoon Rubber bone

I think you should just explain yourself - say that you didn't mean to hurt it.

make iron bandage, put on booboo

It has more than 1 tentacle, it would probably grab me in midswing
WA--- That's a good point...

Fire FIRE SWORD out of HARPOON GUN at GIANT KRACKEN.

Fire FIRE SWORD out of HARPOON GUN at GIANT KRACKEN.
because swords made of fire will totally work underwater.
besides it's not a fire sword. it's a SWORD OF RAW IMAGINATION.

break down harpoon gun, make bandaid
put on his eye
apologize.

Apologize



You apologize to the good sir because you mistook him for some horrible monster. Also, instead of wasting a good harpoon gun, you use the last ingot you have to make the band-aid.

: Hey, look guy. Totally sorry. You just look like a big ol' scary monster, so I kind of assumed.
: meow
: Uh, ok. Well, here's a band-aid. Hope it, y'know, fixes things.
: meeeeeeeeeow

now see if he gives you something potentially useful.

Won't the adhesive strip lose it's stickyness underwater?
ATTEMPT TO SCOUT GOOD SIR

Ask if he wants to join my party