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Author Topic: [100x70] Menen's Search for the Magical Milkshake - Under new management!  (Read 201702 times)

Look left, then enter door on right


You look over to the left. It appears to be a small log cabin, but the door is much too small for someone of your stature to enter. It's a shame, there could be some great folk living there. You continue on into the room to your right. You're now back on top of the mountain.

: Wait...what happened?


Go back inside?


You walk back through the cave door and end up in what appears to be a log cabin. It must be the one you saw down in the lava pit area. In the cabin you spy a small potted plant sitting on a table in a small blue jar and a large, locked wooden chest. While you're trying to comprehend what the forget's going on, you notice a small man standing next to the table.

Say hello in a kind manner

Say hello in a kind manner
then ask about the magic cave door.


make a sand castle with the guy


Say hello in a kind manner


You begin to talk to the vertically challenged gentlemen.

: Hey, uh I just came in through your...wall...and I was wondering, where am I?
: Obviously my house.
: Well obviously. How did I get here.
: You must've went in and out of the cave, right?
: That's kind of a home security issue that my landlord never got rid of.
: Then why are you still living down here?
: I'm hiding from werewolves...
: Uh, why?
: Well you see, I'm not only a gnome. I'm also a vampire.
: Vampires and werewolves don't mix.
: Okay let's get one thing straight, you aren't one of those gay, sparkly ones. right?
: OH god no. If I was I'd kill myself. My cousin Frank is sparkly, but he just wears glitter because he's gay.
: Wait so, if I can get in here like that, why cant the wolves?
: The only way in like that is through that door. I don't think werewolves would want to climb a mountain for just one snack.
: That's true.

Ask him about the chest

Ask him if you can see his powers

Ask him about the chest

: The chest?
: Yeah, that thing.
: Never. I will never open it.
: Why?
: It's a portal to those cigarettegy hipsters!
: ...Who?
: Those goddamn werewolves!
: The chest is a portal into the Werewolf Embassy. My people gave it to me.
: Why?
: I'm my race's diplomat. I'm never going there again.
: They tried to eat me at a treaty signing, which of course was ripped up. I've never gone back since.
: I'm sorry but that's pretty hilarious.
: Shut your face hole. As long as that thing is shut and locked, I'm safe.

Try to take his flower and blue bottle
threaten to open the chest if he gets in your way

Try to take his flower and blue bottle
threaten to open the chest if he gets in your way
YES. MENEN CAN JUST OPEN A LOCKED CHEST WITHOUT THE KEY BECAUSE LOCKS WORK LIKE THAT.

Ask if there's a way out his cabin.