Say hello in a kind manner

You begin to talk to the vertically challenged gentlemen.

: Hey, uh I just came in through your...wall...and I was wondering, where am I?

: Obviously my house.

: Well obviously. How did I get here.

: You must've went in and out of the cave, right?

: That's kind of a home security issue that my landlord never got rid of.

: Then why are you still living down here?

: I'm hiding from werewolves...

: Uh, why?

: Well you see, I'm not only a gnome. I'm also a vampire.

: Vampires and werewolves don't mix.

: Okay let's get one thing straight, you aren't one of those gay, sparkly ones. right?

: OH god no. If I was I'd kill myself. My cousin Frank is sparkly, but he just wears glitter because he's gay.

: Wait so, if I can get in here like that, why cant the wolves?

: The only way in like that is through that door. I don't think werewolves would want to climb a mountain for just one snack.

: That's true.