Author Topic: Legally prove the existence of Santa Claus.  (Read 2214 times)



You are now a lawyer, and you must legally prove that not only does Santa exist, but he is in this courtroom.  Legally prove that your client is the one and only Santa.  You may pull out facts and opinions from any source, but you may not use any material from the original movie.  Also the post office does not send the letters to the North Pole, they sometimes send them to volunteers to be answered, or dispose of them.

Being a lawyer, you do not have to be balanced in the facts you give, as the point is to prove that your client is Santa.  Saying he doesn't exist loses the argument.

I don't need to prove anybody that he's santa just so long as he gets me my stuff this christmas




also rule 34
True.  It is undeniable, however I doubt the court will allow you to produce said evidence.


I don't need to prove anybody that he's santa just so long as he gets me my stuff this christmas

My parent's say I wont get any new gaming consoles.

I'm tired of DS and a crappy old PC that gets 35fps on CS1.6!


Santa is a fat theif that flys a mini plane with lights and sparkly things and was caught years ago by the police, and they sentenced him to an eternity giving people toys. He is in this room because anyone fat and wearing red is santa. And how can you deny all the movies about him?

This is suppose to be a joke.




So why would he be SatanSanta?
wow did you just compare MM to satan