Poll

What should i had done

stuck it in her pooper
26 (43.3%)
hit her with a baseball bat
13 (21.7%)
karate kick her invisible nuts
3 (5%)
pour feathers and tar and let night fox get a load of that laid
12 (20%)
sing the bed intruder song.
6 (10%)

Total Members Voted: 60

Author Topic: My Brother's Bitch.  (Read 3825 times)

Last night, my bro and his forgeted up girl friend had a god damned fight and she broke his PS3, smashed his mirror, beat some holes in his wall, and punched him with something around 10 times.
And to make things worse, she called my handicap mother a "loving whoreass slut" and then she started loving around with my laptop, i bitch slapped her god damned face and called her a whiny friend.
Turns out she was drunk, a full bottle of liquior.
So my bro's friend Justin (we call him Fletch) calls my bro's girlfriend's dad, he comes in and loving yells at her, saying "shut the forget up you whiny whore" and said "i don't give a loving damn if you go to prison."
Then called his wife and stuff, and his wife was "NOOOO DONT!" and then the cop's came, arrested her after she pushed my mom, my bro's gf started bleeding from punching stuff and got took to jail, her last words were yelled "YOU'RE A friend LIKE YOUR JUGGY MOM WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOO O".

Good riddance.
We gon' get restrain' order.

tl;dr : bitch girlfriend of my bros forgets my moms house. gets arrested

because people are stupid

That's why you buy doubled lubed condoms.

She knew too much.

And how is your mom handicapped?

She knew too much.

And how is your mom handicapped?
she had two strokes and my mom is paraylised on left side.
and no jokes cigarette, that mess cost us a damn fortune.



In the ghetto...
On the cold and gray Chicago morning another little baby child is born in the ghetto...
In the GHETTO!
And then momma cried.
Cause if there's one thing she don't need it's another little hungry mouth to feed in the ghetto...
In the GHETTO!

redemption is awesome

how long she got in jail?

yah no more red dead redemption.

You spoiled piece of stuff.

Your brother's girlfriend forgeted up your house and you're worried about a loving game?

You spoiled piece of stuff.

Your brother's girlfriend forgeted up your house and you're worried about a loving game?


Welcome back Night Fox.


This is why I kill whores.

You spoiled piece of stuff.

Your brother's girlfriend forgeted up your house and you're worried about a loving game?
Stop loving animals in the forest and go get some laid you fur ass bitch.

Wow this totally toped the domestic violence i had in my house!
Sorry to here that