Poll

What should i had done

stuck it in her pooper
26 (43.3%)
hit her with a baseball bat
13 (21.7%)
karate kick her invisible nuts
3 (5%)
pour feathers and tar and let night fox get a load of that laid
12 (20%)
sing the bed intruder song.
6 (10%)

Total Members Voted: 60

Author Topic: My Brother's Bitch.  (Read 3874 times)

Off-Topic is my favorite blog!
According to this manual, that is really overused.


There's a manual?
One that I have been compiling since my few days here on this forum.

So my bro's friend Justin (we call him Fletch)
How...?

...Nevermind.

Last night, my bro and his forgeted up girl friend had a god damned fight and she broke his PS3, smashed his mirror, beat some holes in his wall, and punched him with something around 10 times.
And to make things worse, she called my handicap mother a "loving whoreass slut" and then she started loving around with my laptop, i bitch slapped her god damned face and called her a whiny friend.
Turns out she was drunk, a full bottle of liquior.
So my bro's friend Justin (we call him Fletch) calls my bro's girlfriend's dad, he comes in and loving yells at her, saying "shut the forget up you whiny whore" and said "i don't give a loving damn if you go to prison."
Then called his wife and stuff, and his wife was "NOOOO DONT!" and then the cop's came, arrested her after she pushed my mom, my bro's gf started bleeding from punching stuff and got took to jail, her last words were yelled "YOU'RE A friend LIKE YOUR JUGGY MOM WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOO O".

Good riddance.
We gon' get restrain' order.

tl;dr : bitch girlfriend of my bros forgets my moms house. gets arrested
Is that her handicap?


When I read the title, I thought you ment that you were your brothers bitch

stick it in her pooper and upload it to youtube then provide link

holy stuff people actually believe this

do the death slap A.K.A make you hand flat Angil it and snap her in the neck hopeing you snap he wind-pipe causeing her to die

You spoiled piece of stuff.

Your brother's girlfriend forgeted up your house and you're worried about a loving game?
If he only cared about the game, why is the OP focused around what happened and not about how the game broke.

I'd loving beat her ass up for calling my mom that. I'd loving kill her.

Advice from one bro to another, get a knife. It would help a lot.

I'd loving beat her ass up for calling my mom that. I'd loving kill her.

Advice from one bro to another, get a gun. It would help a lot.
fix'd

dats how we do it in my hood

fix'd

dats how we do it in my hood
Only rich brother's get their hands on a legal heater. Us poor brothers have to settle with knives.

I don't know if I should pick "bed intruder song" or "stick it in her pooper."