Don't bring a ___ to a ___fight topic.

[The Doctor]

Don't bring a fat lady to a white-person fight. She may think that they're twinkies.

Lol

[Ad Bot]

[IsaacKronenFaust]

Don't bring an Old-School Rifle to a Frank fight.

[Big Brother]

Don't bring a bowl of nails to a milk fight

why isnt this #1

[Tonce]

Don't bring a spoon to a fork fight.

[PowerDag]

Don't bring a to a fight

I win

[fawkes..]

Don't bring a banana to a apple fight

[SuperBryno]

Don't bring Lady Gaga to a emo fight.

[Gear]

Don't bring a call of duty online gamer to a WoW L.A.R.P. fight

[stalker]

Dont bring a forever alone to a forever alone fight

[TurnipBlog]

 Always Don't bring an Gordon Freeman to a combine fight...

[FireFish]

Don't bring a box of whiskey to an alcoholic fight.

[Julius The 1st]

Don't bring an alcoholic to a alcohol drinking contest fight.

[John1701]

don't bring a forum topic to any fight

[Healbadbad]

Don't bring politics to a forum fight. A blockland forum fight.

[steve5451]

Don't bring a 2 girls to a 1 cup fight.