You have thirty minutes of life left.

[Glitchman365]

Go around, telling everyone who I hate, "forget YOU, starfish! I NEVER DID LIKE YOU! HAHAHAHAHA!" and running away.

then it would turn out that I wasn't gonna die, and stuff would hit the fan. lol.

[Ad Bot]

[Qwepir]

Get my affairs in order (who gets what, etc.) and lie down with a paper bag over my head.

btw draco you get my shoes

[eddierocks2000]

Call up my girl friend and tell her I love her.
Call my freinds and family and say the same.
Then go rape a chick.

[steve5451]

If I'm going to die, I'd commit Self Delete at about 25 minutes.
I have more self-respect then to die in the hands of a Mexican lunch. (Not tribal, BTW)

[Sarge]

Admit things and apologize to people.

[Rookie]

Call up my girl friend and tell her I love her.
Call my freinds and family and say the same.
Then go rape a chick.

what

you would ruin your gf life

"Hey im going to die in thrity minutes love you"

OOHHH MY GOOD NOOOOO

"Lol, your boyfriend had love with me last night"

OH MY GOD HE DIDNT EVEN LOVE ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /wrists

[Snaffle J. Bean]

suck a rooster just for the hell of it

[TeslaCoil]

Go on a thirty minute road trip.

[Rookie]

Go on a thirty minute road trip.

and die alone

[Skip]

what

you would ruin your gf life

"Hey im going to die in thrity minutes love you"

OOHHH MY GOOD NOOOOO

"Lol, your boyfriend had love with me last night"

OH MY GOD HE DIDNT EVEN LOVE ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /wrists

I'm confused.

[Healbadbad]

Go to the ER

[Niblic]

First, make sure that I'm REALLY going to die by stabbing myself in some sort of special way in which I die in 30 minutes

forget some bitches

forget my family in the butt

Kill all the kids

BIPOLAR MOOD SWING

Apologize to bitches and give them money(may forget them again if they want it)

Apologize to family and give them money

Travel down to Hell/Hades/Underworld and resurrect the dead kids

Realize that I only have 10 minutes left

Draw my best MSPA fan-art ever

Quickly post it in MSPA Forums

Die.

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MOBIUS DOUBLE

REACH AROUND

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Then I resurrect myself with the power of THE PASSION FOR SOLLUX CAPTOR AND VRISKA SERKET and wake up in Alternia for my best wishes of becoming a troll and having delicious candy corn horns.

[TeslaCoil]

and die alone

8 lives left.

[Rookie]

I'm confused.

think of it this way

your girlfriend calls and says im dieing love you

you are sad, but you are reassured because that person will always love you

but then they go have love with someone, and therefore they don't really love you that much at all


large emptiness left in heart forever

[Unwritten Calender]

are you watching bizarre foods?