You have thirty minutes of life left.

[U.S. Air Marshall]

I dont like burritos and I would never eat one.

This

[Ad Bot]

[ultimamax]

hmm
i would swallow a lozenge to save myself from the burrito savage

[superslayer]

Well, jack a cops gun and shoot him, go on a 10 minute chase, then hide in a gully for 6 minutes, then run round naked till i die.

[Mr.Interceptor]

Tentacle hentai.

[pocketrocket300]

I would go sky diving, rocky mountian climbing, and 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-man Chu.
I would love deeper, speak sweeter and give forgiveness I've been denying.
And then I would tell kids that I hope they get the chance to live like they were dying.
If you get the reference, your epic.

[TeslaCoil]

Tentacle hentai.

Now where would you get that?

[U.S. Air Marshall]

Tentacle hentai.

This is by far the most weird yet best answer by far, lol

[JAW959]

I would go sky diving, rocky mountian climbing, and 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-man Chu.
I would love deeper, speak sweeter and give forgiveness I've been denying.
And then I would tell kids that I hope they get the chance to live like they were dying.
If you get the reference, your epic.

loving country.

[Mr.Interceptor]

Now where would you get that?

I have no idea......I better start looking.

[Skateaton]

I have no idea......I better start looking.

is it bad that I have tenticle hentai images saved on my computer.

[Cloakedyoshi]

Have my stomach pumped and then I'd live.

[pocketrocket300]

loving country.

[Meekl]

jack a cops gun

Are you loving serious.
Do you have any idea what a cop can do?
ONE: He could just whack you upside the head.
TWO: The holster is secured. Really, it's a loving gun, not some toy left to fall out.
THREE: Tasertasertasertasertaser.
FOUR: If he is in or near his car, he could grab anything from another gun to an M4 Carbine or a shotgun before you can say "osht"
brains bro
use them

[Joker Card]

Lay in bed with Inmy Darkest Hour by Megadeth blaring into my ears at top volume.

http://www.megadeth.com/mp3player/  #10 FYI

[GenaralSkar]

Go to a store and unbox everything.