Author Topic: Your left hand is now a shotgun (Read 6516 times)

Joker Card · December 01, 2010, 10:00:04 AM

There went my right hand, and my leg. And my wall. And my balcony. And my car.

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Madmitten · December 01, 2010, 10:06:34 AM

I shot my whole loving face off

Shadowed999 · December 01, 2010, 10:10:55 AM

I facepalmed and shot my neighbor on the second floor.

JPSC · December 01, 2010, 10:29:22 AM

An alcohol bottle. I was cleaning my computer screen.

yuki · December 01, 2010, 10:37:10 AM

OH GOD MY richard

BobSevenSevens · December 01, 2010, 11:29:58 AM

There goes the granola bar I was eating.

Rainbow · December 01, 2010, 11:59:01 AM

OH GOD MY richard

NAUGHTY YUKI

Kevdude · December 01, 2010, 12:07:59 PM

Dan sitting next to me

IkeTheGeneric · December 01, 2010, 12:09:00 PM

I shot my keyboard. Specifically the letters "A" "D" and "G"

Shinedown · December 01, 2010, 12:13:10 PM

The One time i was Scratching my Nuts...THE ONE TIME!

IkeTheGeneric · December 01, 2010, 12:14:34 PM

The One time i was Scratching my Nuts...THE ONE TIME!

Why were you scratching water chestnuts?

Kevdude · December 01, 2010, 12:15:18 PM

The One time i was Scratching my Nuts...THE ONE TIME!

Nuts, scratching, and one are capitalized why?

IkeTheGeneric · December 01, 2010, 12:15:40 PM

He named his snake "Nuts"

DaSord213 · December 01, 2010, 12:47:01 PM

He named his snake "Nuts"

It's his imaginary friend who he hugs, gives back rubs, and plays with every day!

super bomb · December 21, 2010, 01:30:48 AM

shot ma sandvich D: