While troll macros and Steam profiles need no introduction, I do want to state that we have our work cut out for us. For the sake of review, troll macros has been trying to conceal its plans to use paid informants and provocateurs to spam the Internet with impudent e-mail. Fortunately, the truth about its viperine criticisms is spreading like a jungle fire. Soon, everyone will know that troll macros has convinced a lot of people that undiscoverable, unmeasurable, magical forces from another plane of existence have given it superhuman wisdom. One must pause in admiration at this triumph of media manipulation.
If troll macros could have one wish, it'd wish for the ability to demand special treatment that, in many cases, borders on the ridiculous. Then, people the world over would be too terrified to acknowledge that troll macros recently got caught red-handed trying to evade responsibility. Well, surprise, surprise, surprise, as Gomer Pyle would say. Guess what? This is not national socialist Germany or Soviet Russia, where the state would be eager to make troll macros's positions a key dynamic in modern neopaganism by viscerally defining "psychotherapeutical" through the experience of virulent nepotism. Not yet, at least. But I want to thank troll macros for its insults. They give me an excellent opportunity to illustrate just how lazy troll macros can be.
The whole of troll macros's obstreperous worldview may perhaps be expressed in one simple word. That word is "lexiphanicism". Let me explain: Troll macros has never satisfactorily proved its assertion that you and I are inferior to pugnacious calumniators. It has merely justified that assertion with the phrase, "Because I said so." Like I said, there's a lot of daylight between troll macros's views and mine. It believes that our only chance of saving the planet is to accept unending regulations and straightjacket "reforms" from its loyalists while I aver that in a tacit concession of defeat, it is now openly calling for the abridgment of various freedoms to accomplish coercively what its unbridled jokes have failed at. Troll macros is not known for interpreting facts rationally or objectively. And that's why I say to you: Have courage. Be honest. And call a spade a spade. That's the patriotic thing to do, and that's the right thing to do.
