Author Topic: Spanish woman claims to own the Sun.  (Read 12055 times)

Yep.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1333776/Spanish-woman-Angeles-Duran-claims-owns-sun--plans-start-charging-ALL-users.html

This woman laid claim to the sun a little while ago using her local notary. Now she wants to start charging people for the use of it.

Discuss.

So we can sue her for sunburn.
And skin cancer.
And global warming.

So we can sue her for sunburn.
And skin cancer.
And global warming.

And sunspots.
And the fact that it will go supernovae.
And blindness.

I own gravity, if you use it you have to pay me!

I own gravity, if you use it you have to pay me!
I own air, every time you inhale, you owe me a nickel
Anyways, after we all sue for sunburn, etc. I'm sure she won't want to own the sun anymore

I own air, every time you inhale, you owe me a nickel

Your air is using my gravity, please do pay!

I own gravity, if you use it you have to pay me!
Everytime someone gets hurt from gravity we can sue. Like that time that one guy jumped out of an airplane and his paracute didnt work so he just died.
SUED!

I own the moon
Now I have more money than her because the moon is in the sky more this time of year. Even at daytime sometimes

Everytime someone gets hurt from gravity we can sue. Like that time that one guy jumped out of an airplane and his paracute didnt work so he just died.
SUED!

Gravity didn't kill him, ground did.

Gravity didn't kill him, ground did.
It was a conspiracy, gravity helped

It was a conspiracy, gravity helped

Lies, you don't have any proof of such events!

I own the moon
Now I have more money than her because the moon is in the sky more this time of year. Even at daytime sometimes

Actually, an American guy claimed to own the moon and assorted planets beforehand, and this lady was inspired after reading about that to try and own the sun.

Actually, an American guy claimed to own the moon and assorted planets beforehand, and this lady was inspired after reading about that to try and own the sun.
Shut the forget up its mine now bitch

Actually, an American guy claimed to own the moon and assorted planets beforehand, and this lady was inspired after reading about that to try and own the sun.
USI