Spanish woman claims to own the Sun.

[The Doctor]

I OWN
EVERY SINGLE loving UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING IN IT.
YOU NOW OWE ME FIFTY BILLION DOLLARS.

<Pays fifty Billion Dollars>

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[ShadowsfeaR]

I own Gelise 581b

suck it bitch, I just owned the first planet humans have found to 100% chance to harbor life. HOOYEAH

[Aphtonites]

So now she owns the sun, let's give her a spaceship for her to burn into flames and die visit it personally!
She'll "Enjoy" it!

[skelolego229]

she can just put up a disclaimer.

which has no effect againts damages cuased before said disclaimer

[LaCuckooRacha]

she can just put up a disclaimer.

What about people who received the damages without signing any contract, or those who received the damages before she enacted the disclaimer?

[zookuw]

she can just put up a disclaimer.

What if people decline?

[Joker Card]

We can sue her for heat strokes because it is sun related

[Space Guy]

I own gravity, if you use it you have to pay me!

I claim the electrostatic force. I'll only charge £1 _{per interaction}.

You there, you're not sinking into the ground. That means you're colliding with things. Pay up.

[Acid]

I own Gelise 581b

suck it bitch, I just owned the first planet humans have found to 100% chance to harbor life. HOOYEAH

Was JUST about to claim that. :[

[fawkes..]

I clame planet earth . 20 pounds per hour please

Also she says she wants everyone to pay for using it , i can't wait untill she tries to charge some alien and he just blows her up with a laser

[Madmitten]

I can sue her for loving up my eyes with her product

[Kingdaro]

I own Pluto now.

[Tokerovin]

And sunspots.
And the fact that it will go supernovae.
And blindness.

Only massive stars go supernovae. According to science, our sun will never reach that point, however it is possible that it will implode on itself on a smaller scale, causing it to expand outward slightly... enough to fry the earth and consume Mercury and Venus undoubtedly.

[Madmitten]

Only massive stars go supernovae. According to science, our sun will never reach that point, however it is possible that it will implode on itself on a smaller scale, causing it to expand outward slightly... enough to fry the earth and consume Mercury and Venus undoubtedly.

which is why mars is where im going to live
hopefully before donald Annoying Orange buys it

[Kingdaro]

Only massive stars go supernovae. According to science, our sun will never reach that point, however it is possible that it will implode on itself on a smaller scale, causing it to expand outward slightly... enough to fry the earth and consume Mercury and Venus undoubtedly.

That means if everyone is dead, nobody is sued! :D