Spanish woman claims to own the Sun.

[Night Fox]

I legally and literally own a large cluster of stars which is registered in my name as "Ahamkara", I will colonise the planets there one day.

Proof required, bro.

[Ad Bot]

[Menen]

I own air.

:3

[Tokthree]

Proof required, bro.

I'll see if I can find the certificate, but I think I've hidden it somewhere.
Oh well, if I can't find it you won't believe, it's a good job that opinions never mattered to me.

I'll still find it though, because I like to be right :3 

[Coolio]

I heard about this on the radio.

I'm the only kid in my class that listens to CBC 24/7.

[Port Akiva]

maybe the CIA will arrange a little 'accident' for her.

[_Rave_]

proof of the level of intelligence of women.

[TeslaCoil]

proof of the level of intelligence of women.

>:C

[*Magick* Mage]

I legally and literally own a large cluster of stars which is registered in my name as "Ahamkara", I will colonise the planets there one day.

:D

So I hear God is giving out certifications to own stars. :I

[_Rave_]

>:C

stfu handicap.
Tom.

[TeslaCoil]

stfu handicap.
Tom.

How mature and intelligent. 

I'm not Tom btw.

[_Rave_]

How mature and intelligent. 

I'm not Tom btw.

?
then who is...?

[TeslaCoil]

?
then who is...?

I inherited BOTH his accounts.

[_Rave_]

I inherited BOTH his accounts.

Oh I thought you were Tom's alt.

I apologize, I just can't stand liars.
o.o

[TeslaCoil]

Meh smart and doesn't afraid of anything.

[Legodude77]

I own time. Every second you owe me a $1. >:)