Spanish woman claims to own the Sun.

[Rambo]

ITS OFFICIAL SOME GOOD THOUGHT OUT PLANS CAN BE BACKFIRED :D

[Ad Bot]

[Niblic]

I officially own the concept of circles/spheres. 

[mr. pedophile]

I own paper. every time you take a note, do homework, or write something down, you must pay $0.15.

[Skyfrost]

Sue for evaporation!

Anyways, I lost most respect for whatever this news site is when i saw that they thought percent was two words: per cent

[Rookie]

I own paper. every time you take a note, do homework, or write something down, you must pay $0.15.

I forgot my homework. SUE TIME

[Menen]

I own cookie monster

[Julius The 1st]

each time you think of something you owe me 1 pound.

You must be pretty heavy, then.  :o

[JD]

Whoever wrote that article is a loving dumbstuff.

[Orion]

I own time

Every time you use, think about, or look at the time, you pay me half a cent.

[JamestheLeet]

I own reality.

Every time you exist, you owe me a penny.

[Orion]

I own reality.

Every time you exist, you owe me a penny.

forgetforgetforgetforgetforge t

i change my rates to a dollar, so i'm more rich than you are.

[JamestheLeet]

forgetforgetforgetforgetforget

i change my rates to a dollar, so i'm more rich than you are.

I change my rates to 3 dollars so I'm richer.

[otto-san]

I own the fabric of all that is real.

All that exists in or out of the universe is mine.

Weekly fees of amounts based on the economy.

[Julius The 1st]

I own the needle and thread that form[ed/s] the fabrics of all that's real.

All that you have is now mine!

[Kingdaro]

I own your senses. Here is your bill:

Sight - $1.00 for each item you have seen.
Smell - $1.00 for each scent you've smelt.
Touch - $1.00 for each item you touch.
Taste - $1.00 for each item that goes on your tongue.
Hearing - $1.00 for each wave of sound that comes in contact with your ear drum.