Spanish woman claims to own the Sun.

[The Doctor]

I own time. Every second you owe me a $1. >:)

Ahem, I practically made time

[Ad Bot]

[The Doctor]

I own paper. every time you take a note, do homework, or write something down, you must pay $0.15.

Another reason why I can tell my parents not to do homework.

[Juicy Drop Pop]

I own the whole of the space time continuam Your bill is $10.00 just for existing per second

[Cloakedyoshi]

I own pie. 

[Zaure]

I own the whole of the space time continuam Your bill is $10.00 just for existing per second

I would expect the owner to know how to spell "continuum" correctly.

[battlebrain]

This lady dosent own the sun nobody "owns" any god made things, god does

[Tingalz]

This lady dosent own the sun nobody "owns" any god made things, god does

haha oh wow

[Zaure]

This lady dosent own the sun nobody "owns" any god made things, god does

Thanks for being so close minded and not thinking there are people that don't believe in "god". Also, you're going to start a religion war.

[battlebrain]

Thanks for being so close minded and not thinking there are people that don't believe in "god". Also, you're going to start a religion war.

Waiiit foorr iit

[(Hit Man)]

HAHA

OH WOW

[Makingblah]

This lady dosent own the sun nobody "owns" any god made things, god does

As far as I'm concerned, Badspot is god and he doesn't own the sun.

[fawkes..]

This lady dosent own the sun nobody "owns" any god made things, god does

Who is this God you speak of?

[phyco_man57]

I own hunger and thirst, every time you eat or drink you must pay me $20.00

[Tyler66]

I own god.

[MunkeyCheez]

I own the Microsoft.

amicoolyet?