Spanish woman claims to own the Sun.

[Shadowed999]

I own reproductive organs,tools,etc.

Everytime you forget,jerk,bump,shoot,give birth to baby etc. you owe me $6.34(taxes man)

[Ad Bot]

[Night Fox]

I own love, everytime somebody love's they owe me 50 dollars.

So basically, you're a whore now.
 

[TheScout]

Who the he'll derailed this topic for 14 pages?!

[IkeTheGeneric]

he'll

How did you manage to accidentally put an apostrophe in the middle of hell?

[TheScout]

How did you manage to accidentally put an apostrophe in the middle of hell?

Ask my iTouch.
Fukin speal Chek il tuhn it of

[The Titanium]

People like this could forget everything up.
Fortunately she's a stupid stuff who can't enforce it anyway.

[thaky]

I own the Alpha Century system so beat that 3 whole suns and 10 planets.

[The Titanium]

last I checked there is no such thing as the Alpha Century system........alpha centauri derp
also that's kind of impractical
its next to impossible to use that for anything like energy or the such
its too far away

[Comatose]

I think he means V716 Centauri, or Alpha Centauri.

Though V716 Centauri is not a system, but a star.

[Dodger]

I own Nitrogen.

Everyone owes me $100,000,000,000 for it.

If you don't pay, I'll take it all back.

[HellHound]

Now I can sue somebody for skin cancer!

[Mr.Interceptor]

Now I can sue somebody for skin cancer!

+6 Internets

[Man 2]

I own the atmosphere. Give me a quarter for every breath you take.

[thaky]

well sorry for that
"alpha centauri derp"
spell check didn't do it right then.

[The Titanium]

I own Nitrogen.

Everyone owes me $100,000,000,000 for it.

If you don't pay, I'll take it all back.

hhhhhhooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww