Author Topic: You don't want to cry - An interactive story about the Magic Sword of Worth  (Read 8221 times)


You wake up in your house, in the middle of the night. You move your covers away from yourself, stretch yourself up and get up out of bed. The room is almost pitch black.

Currently you are in your underwear. You can see your wardrobe.

So far, you have nothing in your inventory.


You instantly remember of the old man. He was telling of a tale, as of yesterday. Something about a stupid sword of cool or something.

Your name is Dale Hewitt Bradwrom. You are a law writer, or you used to be.
You're a smart, funny, an ex-drunkard, bald, blue eyes and you're kind of overweight.

Your career ended after learning that you have a mental condition unsuitable of law writing. You write with your left hand.

No matter how objectionable you are towards this mixup, it doesn't change the fact that you have no career.

You have a slight headache from last night, you recall drinking yourself into a drunken haze. You were always the best out of your school friends as far as not getting a hangover. You then dwell on the though of how you used to drink all the time with your friends at the local pub. All the fun you had at that pub.

But now you just want to turn the light on and get your clothes on and go outside stargazing.

What do you decide to do?
« Last Edit: December 05, 2010, 02:13:58 PM by IkeTheGeneric »

>Get Clothes on
>Get Breakfast.

>Get Clothes on

Specify what clothes you want to wear.

Let's see, there's the red tunic, blue stitched sweater, white casual short-shirt, black formal jacket, dark-blue stitched light-leather pants and your favorite mahogany short-legged pocketed jeans.

>Get Breakfast.

You have no source of pay, you want to conserve the food and not eat it when you're not hungry.

Although, maybe later you could get a bowl of wheat crisps and milk.

Specify what clothes you want to wear.

Let's see, there's the red tunic, blue stitched sweater, white casual short-shirt, black formal jacket, dark-blue stitched light-leather pants and your favorite mahogany short-legged pocketed jeans.
>Check weather outside
>Dress accordingly

:o

take off underwear
wander the streets

>Check weather outside
>Dress accordingly

:o

But you can't see, how could you see what is what without the light on?


take off underwear
wander the streets

That would be even more demoralizing than having no job or being left-handed

do it anyway

you have no life left

forget it

do whatever

get drunk

forget bitches

etc

do it anyway

you have no life left

forget it

do whatever

get drunk

forget bitches

etc

You both don't want to end up in jail and look like an idiot. You have more self-respect than that. The reason you stopped drinking as it was hazardous to your health. AKA your liver was prepping to Self Delete.

And lastly, you know nobody to have loveual intercourse with, let alone know how you would pull that off. You aren't the best looking guy around, and not many chicks dig the whole "253 pounds" thing

Walk over to light switch.

Flip light switch to "ON"

>Equip
    -mahogany short-legged pocketed jeans.
    -white casual short-shirt
    -socks
    -shoes
    -sunglasses
    -YEEEEAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

Work out.
IN THE DARK.
NUDE.

Work out.
IN THE DARK.
NUDE.

The only working out you can do is moving your big toe

And that still winds you.

Walk over to light switch.

Flip light switch to "ON"
>Equip
    -mahogany short-legged pocketed jeans.
    -white casual short-shirt
    -socks
    -shoes
    -sunglasses
    -YEEEEAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

You don't have any sunglasses or a yeagh
But still...

>increase image size, can't see stuff
>post on forums about what image program you're using.

>increase image size, can't see stuff

As big as it's getting. If you have trouble recognizing things, I can explain what all is in the room.


>post on forums about what image program you're using.

Paint.net

As big as it's getting. If you have trouble recognizing things, I can explain what all is in the room.


Paint.net

stuff i wish i could draw good with paint.net