Author Topic: On The Run  (Read 6446 times)

You stand there, thinking.

New map!

steal the car and drive around,run over guards,go backwards and drive out of window just inches before the crowd's feet like a badass

steal the car and drive around,run over guards,go backwards and drive out of window just inches before the crowd's feet like a badass
Beat me to it... >:C

Go into Mcdonald's, grab all the fries, and then escape in the obvious car.

Also, can we call it the PING CAR? (it's an old joke between me and kaplhiter)

wait,

steal car drive into guards crash through staff only area pick up guard weapon kill bitch who told on you

get more guard weapons get back in car drive through macys and drive past in front of the crowd just inches from one's legs and crash through the wall not the window like a BADASS

Go steal all the gold crap from Kay's then steal the car, run over people and drive out the window after terrorizing people for a happy meal. Drive out of the store like one fry extra from a happy meal.

Go steal all the gold crap from Kay's then steal the car, run over people and drive out the window after terrorizing people for a happy meal. Drive out of the store like one fry extra from a happy meal.

Yes this, but the car needs to be named the PING CAR.

Yes this, but the car needs to be named the PING CAR.
Ok. We will name the car the PING CAR

Ping Car it is!
You drive out onto the road, after hopping in the car. (You don't want to actually commit a crime, you're trying to prove innocence.)

You run down the street, ditch the car in an alley and hide in a dumpster. You hear cops walking down the alley. What do you do?

Is there any ladders up buildings?

Is there any ladders up buildings?
There is one right behind the dumpsters, but cops armed with guns are right outside your dumpster.

Hold breath, and hide under all the garbage until cops go away.

Also, you found an oxygen tank in the dumpster, so you can breathe fine without smelling rotting garbage.

23 minutes later, they leave.
You crawl out and climb the side of the building. You get to the top to find a racoon staring at you. (Note; It can kill you with it's claws. Be careful.)

Grab a random pipe and beat the raccoon to death with it. It can't kill metal with it's claws.

Grab a random pipe and beat the raccoon to death with it. It can't kill metal with it's claws.

Also grab a random pizza box filled with metal to use as a shield.