Author Topic: On The Run  (Read 6452 times)

Grab a random pipe and beat the raccoon to death with it. It can't kill metal with it's claws.
Also grab a random pizza box filled with metal to use as a shield.
These.

Use the oxygen tank you found early and explode it in the raccoons face

Success! You only whack it unconscious, as you have no hunting license.
You continue into the roof exit down to the 4th floor where a small child bumps into you. She stars crying loudly, which could easily attract attention.

DO YOU:
Run back to the roof.
Run to the ground floor.
Smack the girl unconscious.
Other.

Other. Hush her and give her candy, then run to the ground floor all casually.

You check your pockets;
No candy! Just a swiss army knife, and a piece of paper with Eski's blockland key. (You are a Blockland player)

Hax. Uhhhh... give her the knife to entertain her with SHINY then run.

You run up to the rooftop and jump to the next building, barely making it. You go inside THAT building to overhear some creep talking.

You overhear the following:

Yeah, the fall was pretty pounding.
But I'm coming after that guy. If he finds out I'm alive, I'm so dead.


You immediately run back to the roof to think.

Wait till its just you and thugs, knock them unconscious with metal pipe, search for useful stuff, take a hat to disguise yourself with, and walk away nonchalantly.

OUT-OF-CHARACTER:
That is the murder that jumped off the space needle and was supposedly "Killed".
But no one knows that.
Not even you.

Wait till its just you and thugs, knock them unconscious with metal pipe, search for useful stuff, take a hat to disguise yourself with, and walk away nonchalantly.

Still what I said, however you're feeling slightly sadistic and decide to whack each guy in the nuts after they're unconscious.

You wait...and wait...and wait...and you doze off. You wake up just in time for them to come up. They see you, pull a gun out before you can do anything, and hit you upside the head with it.
You wake up in a dark room on a pedestal about 30 feet above water. The water has piranhas in it.

You realize you are strapped to an electric chair. (not a full one, just for small torturing shocks)

You see them across the room. They ask you the following question:

Where is K6?!

You have no idea what he means.
WHAT DO YOU DO?!

jump into a yellow compact car and drive away while picking up giant coins with wrenches and Ms on them


jump into a yellow compact car and drive away while picking up giant coins with wrenches and Ms on them
No.
Spit in their face.
They're about 20 feet away. You're not exactly good with long-range...

Say yes and tell them Gas, Kansas.