Old one was too old to bump(?).
So I figured I would start it again. I think it's funny to see the desperate guys trying to find girls.
http://omegle.com/Let me start:
Stranger: O HAI DER
You: OHAI
You: HAO R U
Stranger: I AM WELL, THANKS
Stranger: I SEE THE BRIEFCASE IS SAFE
You: GREAT
You: But...You see that Engineer?
You: He's a spy.
Stranger: DID ANYONE HAPPEN TO SEE A RED SPY GETTING KILLED ON THE WAY IN?
You: :O
You: Got your briefcase while you were typing
You: Har har
Stranger: THANK YOU SIR.
You: I was that Engineer.
You: :o
Stranger: forget YOUR MOTHER forget
You: :O!!
You: I'm a spy
You: *Stab*
Stranger: Fun.
Stranger: That was my exact reaction when my friend told me she was pregnant too.
You: Lolwut
You: xD
Stranger: "Marc, I'm pregnant."
Stranger: "Fun.
You: ._.
You: Are you the father? ._>
Stranger: No, sweetie.
Stranger: I'm gay as hell.
You: ._.
Stranger: .-.
You: Uuh...I'm strait as hell...
Stranger: Rats apples.
Stranger: Lol.
Stranger: /fapfap
You: ._.
You: xD
Stranger: Hey, baby I'm gonna go take a shower then sleep.
Stranger: I have to work tomorrow.
Stranger: :<
You: ._.
You: Poor co-workers.
Stranger: Lol.
You: Jk
Stranger: I work for Vogue.
You: O:
Stranger: Aren't I fabulous?
You: :L
You: S...Sure...
You: >.>
Stranger: You do NOT know how to talk to a gay guy do you?
You: I'm...Going to make a PB&J Sandwich and go to bed.
You: Not really.
Stranger: You suck ass.
Stranger: My ass, tbp.
You: I'd imagine it would be similar to talking to a girl?
Stranger: HAHAHAHA
Stranger: No.
You: Well, I am terrably mistaken.
Stranger: So is your social life.
You: I don't talk to gay ppl
You: FWI
You: Because they scare me.
You: In RL
You: :c
Stranger: Why?
You: Idk...
Stranger: We're just eccentric.
You: I'm homophobic
Stranger: Wow.
Stranger: That's just ... really mean.
