Author Topic: Why does life do these things to me? D:  (Read 2236 times)

This girl who's pissed me off for years offered me a cookie today... I said yes... ate it... I thought I tasted something on it... If I die, I blame you.

Huh?


you wondered what was in it
and i bolded the answer

She pisses me off by being suspiciously nice. She doesn't do rude stuff to me, she pities me like everyone else. Besides, she got that out in the classroom... she was only there because we had a substitute.

She was just buttering you up and had to get you out of her way for her plan for world domination so she poisoned your cookie >:D

Anyways, life does this to you because it hates you. Life doesn't play fair.

This is because 99% of the people out there are 99% stupider than you are.
Like , haha , he had an incident he can't help! He must be really stupid!
Seriousley , they should get their mind set right.

She was just buttering you up and had to get you out of her way for her plan for world domination so she poisoned your cookie >:D

She'll kill me. :panda:

That's why you bitchslap her and or go gansta on her!

That's why you bitchslap her and or go gansta on her!

Hey, I'm 6'2" I'd guess she's in the lower 5'. I'd rather not use my height to unfair advantage.

Find the kid who vomited in your hair and throw a mix of various disgusting things in his hair.
Or his face, whichever one gives the most lulz.

Find the kid who vomited in your hair and throw a mix of various disgusting things in his hair.
Or his face, whichever one gives the most lulz.

It's gotta be the face. The friend was bald. He probably envied hair. xD

Dude, I feel so sorry for you. Poor boy, poor boy.


Why do the midgets lie over the internet and say they're taller than 5 feet?

Why do the midgets lie over the internet and say they're taller than 5 feet?

/trollface

Why do the midgets lie over the internet and say they're taller than 5 feet?

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