Canada, explained to an American citizen

[_Rave_]

Canada was settled by the English. America became it's own country after the American Revolution.

Technically England is the father of both countries.

BUT YOU CAN NEVER ARGUE WITH PATRIOTS SINCE ANYTHING YOU SAY IS WRONG

Most Canadians are French.

And forget you, America isn't English.  America is the melting pot of the world, we take the best qualities of every culture and put mix it all up.

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[*Magick* Mage]

Most Canadians are French.

And forget you, America isn't English.  America is the melting pot of the world, we take the best qualities of every culture and put mix it all up.

And then it tastes like dirt D:

[Proog]

Most Canadians are French.

And forget you, America isn't English.  America is the melting pot of the world, we take the best qualities of every culture and put mix it all up.

Quebec is the French part of Canada.
And New Brunswick is the only official Bilingual province in Canada.

What I'm saying is that without the English, America probably wouldn't be the place it is today.

[_Rave_]

Quebec is the French part of Canada.
And New Brunswick is the only official Bilingual province in Canada.

What I'm saying is that without the English, America probably wouldn't be the place it is today.

England tried to hinder American prosperity.

We would be even better.

[Altered]

And then it tastes like dirt D:

It tastes wonderful.
Your tastebuds just suck. >:c

and lol, canada isn't a big brother to usa.
canada might be big, but we're "bigger"; our population is the 3rd biggest in the world while canada's is the 36th

[*Magick* Mage]

It tastes wonderful.
Your tastebuds just suck. >:c

No, I've just eaten real countries before, like Germany and Switzerland and France and Italy. :c.

[_Rave_]

It tastes wonderful.
Your tastebuds just suck. >:c

and lol, canada isn't a big brother to usa.
canada might be big, but we're "bigger"; our population is the 3rd biggest in the world while canada's is the 36th

California has more than Canada.

[Owen9456]

Most Canadians are French.

You have no idea what your are talking about, do you?

canada might be big, but we're "bigger"; our population is the 3rd biggest in the world while canada's is the 36th

What about land size? We have you beat on that. We are 2nd on land size, only losing to Russia.

Haha, Canadians.

"Eh, if only we were America."

No smart Canadian in their right mind would ever want to be an American.
 

[Altered]

You have no idea what your are talking about, do you?

canadians are canadians, but most settlers were French.

What about land size? We have you beat on that. We are 2nd on land size, only losing to Russia.

size doesn't matter, unless it is all decently populated.

No smart Canadian in their right mind would ever want to be an American.

why?
is there a problem with being american?

[TheChaosCarrier]

http://www.wimp.com/explainscanada/

Now stop making fun of us.

We helped you win WWII for forgets sake.

but i love canada. :(

[Littledude]

lol helped. we would have been fine without em.

I was about to post this.
Canada barely even has a military, they mostly just tag along with American when we go to war.

[Zephyrs]

I'm from Calgary, Alberta. :D

[Solid]

Most Canadians are French.

And forget you, America isn't English.  America is the melting pot of the world, we take the best qualities of every culture and put mix it all up.

oh my god rave take your friend patriotism elsewhere

also,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBrDmpnj74Q

[Quarr]

Most Canadians are French.

Oh jesus, I nearly poo'd myself trying not to laugh at this.

[Littledude]

Canadians are Canadian you stupid bastard. That's like saying Americans are British.


Also I have never had a problem with canada. I've thrown a joke about canadians around here or there, but I don't actually believe them.

Especially since Canada was mostly occupied by England and France only occupied for a short time.