Weeaboo =/= Liking Hentai
Also, I haven't read page 4 and up yet because it would be the same arguments going back and forth most likely, so here is my thought why we don't go to straight to heaven.
Lets say your great grandparents borrowed 1,000,000$ from the mafia (Mafia being Satan), which they wasted, (aka Had the burden of sin), and couldn't pay it back. Not only that, but the debt goes up 500,000$ for each new generation in the family (Inheritance of the sin). If your family doesn't pay it back by the end of the year, one adult member is taken and severely tortured by the mafia (Sent to hell). Now lets say an individual with over a trillion dollars decides to back back your families debt in full, sacrificing nearly a 1/3 of his value (Guess what this represents). All he asked was that you ask him please and promise not to make foolish decisions like your parents did, and he would still pay back some debts that you would acquire later in life.
Wow, I can't think of anything good right now.