If you owned a country...

[blueleaf]

Basicly, discuss what you'd do if you owned any country in the world. Describe what laws you'd make, what you'd do with the money, which other countries you might end up killing along the way by accident or deliberatly etc.

If I owned the United Kingdom...

I'd change the National Anthem to "I've got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts".
I'd make Idiot Hunting the national sport.
I'd have every car in the country be something loving awesome like a Dodge Charger or some stuff like that.
I'd have all the hot bitches.
I'd blow all the money on fancy stuff.
I'd inevitably make America start a nuclear war after one obesity joke too far and kill every single person on the planet.

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You realize that you Brits have ugly teeth right?
Trololo
And it's all McD's fault for making most Americans ENORMOUS.

[MegaScientifical]

If I owned your mother...

I'd sell her to someone with a special interest.

[TeslaCoil]

 I'd own America

I'd do away with all that I hated.
done.

[Littledude]

Half of the adults in the European union are obese.
Edit: The firsst thing I'd do is hand over the reigns to someone more capable to lead a country than I.

[Night Fox]

If I owned your mother...

She's big enough to be a country.

[MegaScientifical]

She's big enough to be a country.

I know, Night Fox.

[TheChaosCarrier]

if i owned australia, i would get rid of the current video game rating ban.

i win.

[blueleaf]

She's big enough to be a country.

Wow, I've never seen anyone use that joke before.




Seriously, your mother jokes are just pathetic now

[Night Fox]

Seriously, your mother jokes are just pathetic now

That's not all that's pathetic.

[MegaScientifical]

Wow, I've never seen anyone use that joke before.




Seriously, your mother jokes are just pathetic now

She has more chins than China town. More rolls than a pastry truck.

[blueleaf]

She has more chins than China town. More rolls than a pastry truck.

oh u

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She has more chins than China town. More rolls than a pastry truck.

I legit lol'd

[Roknrollwill]

I'd make a Democratic-Republic.
On an oil rig in the Pacific Ocean.

[yuki]

My country would be a small tropical island nation.

-The government would be a Despotism-Republic based on Plato's Philosopher King
-We'd have a law requiring all people to plant fruit in their front lawn. You can take anyone else's fruit as long as you replant the seeds.
-We'd have a strictly bartering market for goods, but the economy would have currency outside of this market.

I thought about this so much in 10th grade, I had everything thought of.