Google your IRL name.

[BobSevenSevens]

Google your name in real life and post what comes up here.

I got that I am a licensed psychologist and a master of self-fulfilling prophecies.

Post yours.

[Ad Bot]

[Specever]

Years of working in a loud factory made me deaf.

[carolcat]

I got that I'm a town and a famous actress.

[Littledude]

I have to weed through all the stuff in spain and puerto rico named el Morro.
Because my name is Michael Morro.

[JamestheLeet]

Football and hippies, someone that possibly shares the exact same name as me.

[Ghøst]

Hey look, It seems that This guy plays basketball!

[Night Fox]

Saint Damien (born Jozef De Veuster, also named "Father Damien De Veuster of Molokai"), Belgian-Hawaiian Catholic priest
Robert-François Damiens, a Frenchman who unsuccessfully attempted the assassination of Louis XV of France
Damien Crosse, a researchographic actor
Damien Dragonetti, an American Rapper, Producer, and founder of The TiTe Mic Corporation
Damien Duff, an Irish football (soccer) player
Damien Echols, convicted of murder, subject of film "Paradise Lost"
Damien Fitzhenry, a former Wexford hurler
Damien Hirst, British artist
Damien Karras, the protagonist of the novel and film The Exorcist
Damien Lecointe, Parisian recording artist releasing on the Record Makers label
Damien Leith, an Irish-Australian musician and novelist who was winner of the 2006 series of Australian Idol
Damien Marsh, an Australian former sprinter
Damien Nash, an American football player.
Damien Parer, an Australian photographer and film maker
Damien Rice, an Irish musician
Damien Thorn, the main character in the The Omen series of horror films
Damien Trotter, a character in the sitcom Only Fools And Horses

[Saber15]

A ton of professionals with the same name, and my facebook page.

[Nikki]

A bunch of whores share my name. Didn't bother looking for my last name.

[Sr38890x]

Some black dude who threw rocks at a woman's window and flashed her.

He's like

37

He has my exact first/last name, in perfect order.

[PowerDag]

Apparently, I'm an HIV-positive, hemophilliac spokesperson for AIDS research who came from Kokomo, Indiana.

[Comatose]

I'm a musician & a certified DDS based out of NYC.

How intriguing.

[Pulchritude]

Looking my name up makes me want to kill myself.

[WingZero]

I'm a writer, a director, and a producer.

[IkeTheGeneric]

Nothing :o