Doctor, my sty/chalazion is on my eyelid. How could I eat it, and why would I want to eat a pus and bacteria riddled lump of flesh?
And why are none of your reccomendations likely to logically work?
ANSWER TO QUESTION 1 = IT ACTUALLY SOLVES EVERYTHING, AND YOU EAT IT BY CUTTING THAT SECTION OF SKIN OFF THEN PLACING IT IN YOUR MOUTH.
ANSWER TO QUESTION 2 - ALL OF THESE LOGICALLY WORK, YOU'RE JUST AN STUPID!
DOKTOR, I'M COMPLETELY HEALTHY, LIVING ON A SIX FIGURE INCOME, AND HAVE A HAREM OF 42 VIRGINS IN MY BASEMENT, WHAT DO?
SAY YOU'RE POOR, THEY TRY TO LEAVE, KEEP THEM IN, forget THEM ALL, SO YOU'LL GIVE THEM ALL YOU GOT, HAVE NUMEROUS BABIES, TOUCH snake, PAY FOR LAW SCHOOL, SUE THEM FOR loveUAL HARASSMENT, GET RICH.
CHARGE ME DOCTOR!
THIS HAS BEEN DONE