Blonde jokes!

[Blockoman]

I remember a decent enough one.

Three blonde girls, about 15-17, are laughing and celebrating at a bar. It's a slow day, and the girls are the only ones there, so the bartender decides to go over and ask them why they're celebrating. The first one says "oh, we just finished this puzzle! We probably set some kind of world record!"
The bartender asks "Really? What puzzle is it?"
The second blonde pulls out the box and points to the large lettering on the side "3-4 YEARS"
"See, it only took us eight months!"

[Ad Bot]

[Sebster 105]

2  blondes walk into a bar
you would've thought 1 of them saw it

[Barnabas]

The red-head, the brunette and the blonde are falling from up above. A fairy approaches them and promises to turn them into birds for a while to save themselves, provided they give a reason.
The red-head says "I'll be an eagle, they are noble and quick". She turns into one, and flies to safety.
The brunette says "Turn me into a swallow, they are small, agile and quick". Her wish was granted and flies to safety.
The blonde says "I'll be a penguin, 'cause they are so cute!"

[Freeze]

Hey why don't you tell us your hair colour so we can make fun of you. Yeah I know they are just jokes but I find them offensive.

It's also funny because I'm blonde and much smarter than you.

[Blockoman]

Hey why don't you tell us your hair colour so we can make fun of you. Yeah I know they are just jokes but I find them offensive.

It's also funny because I'm blonde and much smarter than you.

You do realize that these things are mostly meant to be at blonde women.

[Freeze]

You do realize that these things are mostly meant to be at blonde women.

Still. These jokes are basically racism for hair colour.

[Rookie]

There are three girls, Black hair, Brunette hair and Blonde hair.
First one (black) says:
I found beer cans in my daughters room, I can't believe she drinks!

Second one (brunette) says:
I found drugs in my daughters room, I can't believe she takes drugs!

Third one (blonde) says:
I found condoms in my daughters room, I can't believe she has a snake!

[fawkes..]

A plane is running out of fuel , 30 blonde people and 1 brown haired person are inside they start throwing things out to make the plane lighter . Eventually they even throw the floor away and are holding onto the roof but the plane is still going down and someone needs to be thrown out , nobody can decide who should let go of the roof and eventually the brown haired person says
''Ok i'll let go''
All the blondes clap

[CoolKoopaTroopa]

Hey why don't you tell us your hair colour so we can make fun of you. Yeah I know they are just jokes but I find them offensive.

It's also funny because I'm blonde and much smarter than you.

Chill out. Their just jokes.

[Blockoman]

Still. These jokes are basically racism for hair colour.

Yes, but they're not serious. Some of the smartest girls I know are blonde... it seriously has no actual effect on their intelligence.

A plane is running out of fuel , 30 blonde people and 1 brown haired person are inside they start throwing things out to make the plane lighter . Eventually they even throw the floor away and are holding onto the roof but the plane is still going down and someone needs to be thrown out , nobody can decide who should let go of the roof and eventually the brown haired person says
''Ok i'll let go''
All the blondes clap

The version I heard was: three blondes, a brunette, and a redhead are going exploring. They're on the edge of a cliff when it collapses. Two of the blondes are still on the cliff, and throw the others a rope. However, they can't support all three girls- one has to let go. Eventually, the redhead decides she will sacrifice herself. She makes a touching speech before letting go- and then the two blondes holding the rope start clapping.

[Otis Da HousKat]

Shut up you idiots. Everyone knows blonde jokes are targeted towards blonde females, not males.

[Night Fox]

Shut up you idiots. Everyone knows blonde jokes are targeted towards blonde females, not males.

Beat me to it.

Except worse language would've been used had I done it.

[ThatDude]

Still. These jokes are basically racism for hair colour.

no! dude, they're just jokes! half of my friends are blondes! your too sensitive!

[fawkes..]

Yes, but they're not serious. Some of the smartest girls I know are blonde... it seriously has no actual effect on their intelligence.
The version I heard was: three blondes, a brunette, and a redhead are going exploring. They're on the edge of a cliff when it collapses. Two of the blondes are still on the cliff, and throw the others a rope. However, they can't support all three girls- one has to let go. Eventually, the redhead decides she will sacrifice herself. She makes a touching speech before letting go- and then the two blondes holding the rope start clapping.

It's just a different way of putting it :L

[rockslide26]

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are on a cloud in heaven. God tells them that they can go back to earth and live again by jumping off the cloud and yelling out what they wanted to fall onto. The brunette goes first. She says "pillows" and jumps off of the cloud and lands safely. The redhead goes next. She says "a pile of mattresses" and jumps and lives. The blonde, approaching the edge of the cloud, trips and yells "oh stuff!"