Blonde jokes!

[indyjones]

Heres one I made up in school:

Ok, so theres 3 people. A blonde, brunette, and a red head. They were in heaven and god made them a deal. He said that there is 1000 stairs, that whenever you touch them it says a joke, and if you made it to the top without laughing, you wouldn't have to go to hell and could stay in heaven. So, the red head went up 10 stairs and laughed. The brunette went up 200 stairs, then laughed. The blonde made it up to the 999th stair then laughed, before the joke even played. God then asked her what she was laughing at, and she said "What are you talking about? I just got the first joke!".

When you get this, you will most likely laugh. :P

You didn't make this up, I heard it YEARS ago.

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[ThatDude]

heres a great one:

A blonde goes to the hardware store. she tells the cashier that she needs a chainsaw that can cut about 100 trees in an hour. the clerk looks around and gives her one. she pays for it, and goes home...
the next day she comes back to the hardware store with the chainsaw and an angry look on her face.
"This chainsaw only cut down one puny tree in one hour!" she said.
"Gee, let me look at it," the clerk says. he pulls the cord and turns the chainsaw on and the blonde says, "Hey, whats that noise?"