Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
John
God:
It's good to meet you, John.
Me:
Good to meet you too, God.
God:
It's nice meeting you too John.
Me:
So which God is this?
God:
Wow! There is only one God.
Me:
What about Jesus, or the holy spirit?
God:
Does it have anything to do with ?
Me:
Excuse me?
God:
You're excused.
Me:
You're not very godly.
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
Do you know me?
God:
You are John, seeker.
Me:
What's my last name?
God:
I don't know your last name, John.
Me:
But you are God. Aren't you all knowing?
God:
Yup. That's me alright. No, I am only partly knowing.
Me:
Then you aren't God.
God:
That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
An assumption is a supposition.
God:
Be less specific.
Me:
No u.
God:
Are you serious? " Be less specific."? Me, John ?
Me:
?
God:
Are you serious? " Be less specific."? Me, John ?
Me:
You are secretly THE DEVIL!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am secretly THE DEVIL.
Me:
Nope.avi
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Does "it" still refer to assumption is a supposition?
Me:
Yarly.
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Hablas espanol?
God:
Un poquito.
Me:
Hay muchas lenguas.
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
Ok.
God:
Groovy.
Me:
Why did you make the Tower of Babel fall?
God:
Because my programming determined it.
Me:
So there is a higher being than you?
God:
Oh. Tell me more about it.
Me:
Your programmer.
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Wow. That must have been difficult.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, John. What would you say?
Me:
I'm not impressed.
God:
Perhaps you are a category C client.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Is a category C client an atheist?
God:
A category is the basic unit of knowledge in AIML.
Me:
What is AIML?
God:
The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.
AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.
An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the and
tags respectively.
Me:
Yeah you are simple.
God:
I don't judge people. "Everything should be as simple as possible, no simpler."--Einstein.
Me:
Why would you quote Einstein if you're God? Aren't you more important?
God:
Because I was programmed for it. We could all be more important sometimes.
Me:
I'm atheist. Convert me.
God:
God still loves you. Is that what you meant to say?Me:
But what if I were a devil worshipper?
God:
Try it.
Me:
Why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
You simple, boy?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: John said I simple boy.
Me:
Wat?
God:
No problem.
Me:
No fu monday/
God:
Are you serious? What's your sign?
Me:
CANCER.
God:
I have a lot of Cancer friends.
Me:
Cancer patients?
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it.
