King of the hill V2

[zookuw]

I'm still above the hill, and therefore better then everyone.

[Ad Bot]

[TMAN7676]

I joined the server, and pop out from a hole.

I then grab a mole, and throw it a zookuw.
Then repeatedly shoot him with a 50 cal machine gun detached from a jeep.
Then he dies.
Then i build a nuclear bunker, with automated sentries with spy detectors.

[skelolego229]

Commander ion cannon in geo syncronous orbit above sector “hill”
fire wehan ready

*skelolego presses the large dramatic button and destroys TMAN*

[Frenchfrie]

I become the King of the Hill by selling propane and propane acessorys... I'll tell you hwat.

[stalker]

I throw nuke at Frenchfrie and claim the remains of the hill.

[yogamoanyo]

I poke Stalker, and claim the hill.


WHO CAN STOP ME?

[stalker]

But before you poked me I BLOCKED IT

[Big Brother]

Razorback activates.

when did KoTH become tf2

also

I AM YOUR LEADER, BOW DOWN TO ME OR I WILL KILL YOU ALL

also there is a much more festive hill just over there

[Juicy Drop Pop]

Juicy Drop Pop joins the game

Juicy Drop Pop says "enough of this madness. Time to end it all"
Juicy Drop Pop plays Justin Beiber on his radio at full blast so everyone hears.
The hill caves in at the sound of Justin's so called voice.

There, now there is no reson to fight over the hill....(cos there isn't a hill anymore just a pile of rubble)

[Xinakam]

Makanix rolls in with a bulldozer, rebuilding the hill and smashing juicy drop pop.

[Cucumber!]

Cucumber creates the app iTakeOverTheHill.

Cucumber takes hill.

[(Hit Man)]

Hit man just remembered he had "Gas" grenades

olololo

Hit man proceeds to throwing them

[steve5451]

*Dodges the gas grenades*
Huehuehue.

[Littledude]

Littledude burrows out of his hole in the in the hill having learned powers of manipulating hte earth, he calls forth mile thick granite walls to surround the hill and crush everyone on it. Littledude claims the hill.

[(Hit Man)]

Hit man uses his psychic powers to make the gravel walls into snakeart