Confessions you'd only tell strangers

[Edman]

Bump, adding new poll soon?

[Ad Bot]

[Kilser]

Sure

[SeventhSandwich]

I saw this on /b/ yesterday.

OP is /b/tard.

[Sarge]

Why would I tell me secrets to strangers?

[Hiiro3293]

My life is loving perfect right now. I don't know what I would have to confess.

[Shortcut]

Oh, and that I've only had 1 girlfriend, and I'm 14.

That is good. It means you don't fall in love because you just like someones eyes or something.

[Hiiro3293]

OH! I am the only one in my grade with chest hair :smug:

I know this because of Physical Education.

[TheScout]

I can't whistle, snap my fingers, and I hate pizza. Also I have no girlfriend, and only one true friend.

FOREVER ALONE

[Valen]

I don't like most of my friend bots I go to school with.

[AssassinDevil2]

I'm in love with Emma Watson even though she's 7 years older than me

Lol, she is hawt.

[Qwepir]

I saw this on /b/ yesterday.

OP is /b/tard.

1. So are you.
2. Look at the OP.

Yes, I copied this from IbanZ.

3. Look at the date of the OP. December 12. Yesterday was December 13, so he couldn't have copied it from /b/.

[Medicat]

I sit in a darkened room,

OR UNDER A BRIDGE PERHAPS, HM?

I just have a computer 

[ShadowsfeaR]

I have a bug bite on my snake.

[PowerDag]

I have constructive insanity. It gives me ideas for Red & Blue comics.

[Edman]

bump