Confessions you'd only tell strangers

[SteamingImpact]

I killed a man.

[Ad Bot]

[Daedalus]

I've had 9 girlfriends and I'm in 8th grade.

EDIT: Oh, and I'm like 5 percent furry.

[JAW959]

I'm 15 and I've never kissed a girl.

[Duckmeister]

Whoa, what's up with all of the underage dating expectations here?  Can you imagine this trend continuing in 10 years?

"My life is pathetic I'm 9 and have never kissed a girl" what?

Listen kids, there is no set age for you to start getting really interested in girls, but it's definitely not 14, 15, 16.  Even though you will all deny it, the only reason that "relationships" are a priority in any adolescents life is through peer pressure.

Trust me, your life will be much easier without all of this contrived "girlfriend/boyfriend" stuff.  Life isn't a formula, where you have to have a "girlfriend" at 16 or else you are a loser.  And don't give me any of this "true love" crap when you are a freaking teenager.

Bottom line is, underage dating is a false social construct that creates unnecessary drama.  Yes, indeed, it is a trap. Many Bothans died to give us this information.

[Frenchfrie]

That I used IE 9 instead of Firefox until today.

[Daedalus]

Many Bothans died to give us this information.

[Menen]

Incest.

I slept with your mommy untill you were 9

[Edman]

this is getting juicy.

[SteamingImpact]

this is getting juicy.

I can haz chortles?

[Camera]

The forums don't really count as total strangers to me.

[*Magick* Mage]

Sometimes, when I brush my teeth.....

I leave the cap off the toothpaste tube. :3

[Roknrollwill]

Sometimes, when I brush my teeth.....
I leave the cap off the toothpaste tube. :3

:c

[Dr.Block]

Not making fun or anything, but I'm actually pretty interested in this thread.

The forums are asked for confessions they would only tell strangers, and most responses are depressing.

[TheWorm]

i have had love with twelve bicycles
in 52 different positions.
i even broke some of the spokes on the wheels
honestly, i regret nothing.

[Joker Card]

I like Metal Music. But im not Satanist.