Hi, my name is Jessica.....

[Talent74]

I want to loving punch her in the mouth, pour hot sauce in it, and GLUE IT SHUT.

If she swallows it...

PUT HOT SAUCE IN VAGINA

TAPE IT SHUT

[Ad Bot]

[Menen]

A friend of mine said that he saw this on /b/

They were all horrified, ironically

[Specever]

A friend of mine said that he saw this on /b/

They were all horrified, ironically

When.

And what did it say.

[The Titanium]

I hope she's aware that messing with a Russian, even as a child, is a bad idea.

[CoolKoopaTroopa]

You guys are overreacting. Its an unusual punishment but definitely not as bad as some of you think.

[The Titanium]

no

[Comatose]

You guys are overreacting. Its an unusual punishment but definitely not as bad as some of you think.

We aren't overreacting. Spanking hurts, time outs are lonely, but this is over the edge. Who the HELL gives a young child a cold shower and makes him/her swish hot sauce in his/her mouth?

Nobody? I didn't think so.

[The Titanium]

he's a little KID

[Roknrollwill]

yeah put that punk ass kid in line.
better then that pansy parenting stuff where you talk about feelings.

lolwut?
He's a "punk" because he took more cards then expected?  Also, what are these cards specifically?

[snot2]

i think he was playing poker and took more than 7 cards

[Mikiyikiy]

The Heavy made me swish sandvich mustard in my mouth when I had a three cards dealed to me. :(

[Daedalus]

If she swallows it...

PUT HOT SAUCE IN VAGINA

TAPE IT SHUT

AND PUT IT IN A COLD SHOWER

Also, what are these cards specifically?

[Man 2]

Sounds like America to me. :P

[yuki]

Such a cunt

also, the kid isn't her child, it's an adopted russian kid

КИЛЛ ЧЕР, ФОР ТЧЕ МОТЧЕРЛАНД, ФОР РУССИА!

[Chrono]

no stuff, it's just the thread title

Then put in these fancy symbols called quotation marks.
They look like this: "