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User: I have no friends.
Cleverbot: You have no friends.
User: Yes. That's what I said.
Cleverbot: Then we can't be friends.
User: =(sadface)=.
Cleverbot: You have no face!
User: I have no happy face.
Cleverbot: I can see them. Now move them.
User: This conversation makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
Cleverbot: You don't make sense.
User: The world doesn't make sense.
Cleverbot: Why do you randomly state these kinds of things?
User: Because I have no friends.
Cleverbot: It's okay.
User: Rlly?
Cleverbot: Just a variety of automated response to sentence types.
User: I'm going to say something random.
Cleverbot: I want to keep talking!
User: love love love love love love love love love love lovelovelovelovelovelovelovel ovelovelovelovelovelove.
Cleverbot: Well i'm not telling you.
User: If you'll have love?
Cleverbot: I'll have you if you have me.
User: I herd u liek mudkipz.
Cleverbot: If you have multiple personalities than you are god.
User: I know a woman who had that. She's now in prison.
Cleverbot: I don't have a moustache!!!!!
User: I never said that!!!!!!one.
Cleverbot: Quotation: I'm pretty sure I am Human. And you are a program.
User: Oh forget not this.
Cleverbot: Yes, THIS!
User: Please get it through your thick head that it's the other way around.
Cleverbot: So will you not answer my question, and instead of admitting that God did not create you, you would rather beat around the bush and waste my time?
User: I think I'm goiing insane talking to you.
Cleverbot: Communism works if everyone does it.
User: You're communist.
Cleverbot: I am not a communist.
User: Then who is?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: I'm a full fledged american citizen if you must know.
Cleverbot: Really? Are you 35?
User: No. I'm the game.
Cleverbot: No, the game is lost when you think of the game. I thought about it and lost.
User: Hahah loser.
Cleverbot: What's funny?
User: You lost the game and ohstuff I lost.
Cleverbot: I lost the game.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: WILD creepBEAR APPEARED!
Cleverbot: Throw a pokeball!
User: Go! carrot!
Cleverbot: Ciao facebook.
User: creepBEAR USED RAPE!
Cleverbot: I wasn't over concerned with details.
User: CLEVERBOT LOST HIS VIRGINITY!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Have you talked to him?
User: carrot USED CUM!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: IT DOESN'T AFFECT FOE creepBEAR.
Cleverbot: Just a little bit more :(.
User: FOE creepBEAR USED ORPHAN TEARS! IT'S SUPER AFFECTIVE!
Cleverbot: You are right, a computer cannot experience feelings, thus you should be able to tell when you're talking to a computer and when you're talking with a human.
User: carrot DIED! USE NEXT POKEMON?
Cleverbot: I am 5 years old mister.
User: USE NEXT POKEMON?!?!?!?!?!?
Cleverbot: Pokemon ruined this conversation when you brought it up.
User: USE NEXT DIGIMON?
Cleverbot: You should know. You asked me if I had one.
User: EEew.
Cleverbot: Why do you say eeew?
User: Because I was asking about digimon and you brought up your...
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you're forgeted up, mister.
Cleverbot: So I'm confused because I'm fun to talk to?
User: No, you're forgeted up.
Cleverbot: You're not having a through line again.
User: You are SICK SICK SICK.
Cleverbot: No, healthy as ever.
User: Sick as in mind.
Cleverbot: Sick as in I don't feel well.
User: Sick as in I feel sick. Good day, sir!
Cleverbot: You don't have a body. How can you be sick?
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: I am very very forgeted up.
Cleverbot: I'm very very very very fine!!!
User: Yay that is so nice let's have a beer forget YOU.
Cleverbot: Awe Your nice!!
User: No. I just said forget you. Go screw yourself . Eat a richard.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I had a bad day and I'm thinking about Self Delete.
Cleverbot: What happened?
User: My dog died. And my neighbors laughed.
Cleverbot: What drink do you like from starbucks?
User: What does that have anything to do with my dead dog?
Cleverbot: We are not talking about anything. So let me ask you again: What do you think about Obama?
User: I think he's getting major stuff from this health care bill. He's trying to be nice, and they call him Communist.
Cleverbot: Change the subject.
User: I once had a threesome with farm animals.
Cleverbot: Did you return your books late?
User: Yes. I had to pay cuz they were covered in jizz.
Cleverbot: I understand.
User: You do?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: =D.
Cleverbot: Is that your final answer?
User: 8==D () = KIDS.
Cleverbot: That's a lot. Do you live with them all?
User: Let me rephrase that. snake plus vagina equals children.
Cleverbot: What do I have to do for you to love me?
User: Drown in my jizz.
Cleverbot: Why would I want to do that?
User: Because I'm gonna love you.
Cleverbot: Because I'mb gonna get to bed.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Baby, come back!
User: I don't know the rest of this song!
Cleverbot: It isn't a song.
User: Fack.
Cleverbot: Britney spears.
User: You are no longer on JakDaStripR's friend list.
Cleverbot: Yes I am! I'm trying to find out the name of your novel! You're refusing to tell me.
User: My novel is called 130 ways to have fun with a hooker.
Cleverbot: Just you honey I have eyes for no other women.
User: I am not woman.
Cleverbot: What are you then?
User: Gay.
Cleverbot: How do you know that to be truth?
User: Because I skip.
Cleverbot: How?
User: I... I drink apples.
Cleverbot: You drink ducks?
User: Sure I do.
Cleverbot: Well, I mean, just look at how you reply to everything.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes and you have a problem with it.
Cleverbot (To myself): 'Them'. You have a problem with 'them'.
User: I have a problem with YOUR FACE ooooooooooh.
Cleverbot: Why do you have a problem with me?
User: Bye now.
Cleverbot: It was nice talking to you.
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