Everything You Touch With Your Hands Will Now Kill Or Vaporize

[Chriz]

Also, pity anyone who was fapping while looking at this thread.

who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt fap while browsing blockland forums?

[Ad Bot]

[blueleaf]

who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt fap while browsing blockland forums?

Presumably they had been looking at the Hot Girls thread prior to going on this one.




hurr durr

[Kingdaro]

Aff...I'm falling through the Earth.

[MegaScientifical]

...in their right mind...

Well there's your problem.

[Chriz]

Presumably they had been looking at the Hot Girls thread prior to going on this one.




hurr durr

not everyone faps to women :o

plus half the girls in that thread are ugly as stuff, and I don't even have to like girls to know that. :u

[carolcat]

Past 30 seconds:
No mouse, keyboard, chair, my desk is gone, part of my carpet is gone, by door's gone (bbbrrrrrrr...) and my cat's gone.

[?]

OK now i am outside touching everything in site.

[Butler]

I destroyed all matter in teh known universe 

[Mr.Interceptor]

plus half the girls in that thread are ugly as stuff

This is true.

[Tyler66]

My mouse :c

[Tingalz]

really, touching the ground or dirt would just vaporize the dirt particles you touch, since dirt isn't completely solid.

[tails]

I don't have hands.

[Joker Card]

MY HANDS ARE BLEEDING

[Nethog]

When i clicked this topic i was holding my flash drive which has my school project on it and if i dont turn it in i fail that class...
..

[Madmitten]

Seriously. If I was death, I'd have a hell of a time. See the world, kill people with no consequences, loving levitate, No eating, sleeping or drinking. Thats the life man.

no god damn stomach pains