Author Topic: I am such a lucky piece of stuff. -_-  (Read 2198 times)

I just noticed everything goes my way, If I want something I get it. If I need something I have it.
If I don't do homework my teacher forgets about it. If I don't tie my shoe I don't trip. If I don't clean the kitchen my dad gets motherloving Panda Express. It goes on, but I am sure you don't want to hear read about that, so uhh yeah.

Anyway, talk about how lucky you are here.

I'm so lucky that the sky is blue.



I'm not particularly lucky.

Do you have a genie or something?

I'm not particularly lucky.

Do you have a genie or something?
My snake is a magic lamp, a genie comes out if you rub it hard enough.

I'm so lucky that the sky is blue.

forget you, it's called refraction you ho.

I just noticed everything goes my way, If I want something I get it. If I need something I have it.
If I don't do homework my teacher forgets about it. If I don't tie my shoe I don't trip. If I don't clean the kitchen my dad gets motherloving Panda Express. It goes on, but I am sure you don't want to hear read about that, so uhh yeah.

Anyway, talk about how lucky you are here.
Ew what the forget you call that lucky? That stuffs disgusting...


I crashed a car in late September. The court agreed to take my careless driving charge under advisement, they also put 2 points on my license for driving without a license. Yeah, I still get it on time.
When I get my license I'm going to have 2 points on it, so if I get pulled over for something stupid, I'm suspended until the points clear.

Ew what the forget you call that lucky? That stuffs disgusting...
lol.

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YOU ORDER NOW!
I crashed a car in late September. The court agreed to take my careless driving charge under advisement, they also put 2 points on my license for driving without a license. Yeah, I still get it on time.
When I get my license I'm going to have 2 points on it, so if I get pulled over for something stupid, I'm suspended until the points clear.
You are an starfish for endangering the lives of other people.

lol.

UNCLE DAI'S KOREAN MARKET.

YOU ORDER NOW!You are an starfish for endangering the lives of other people.

I had a few friends spend the night, I decided to go for a Miccy D's run at 5 in the morning. Little did I know that they were serving breakfast. I ordered 3 coffees. They were out of cup holders. I put the two in the cup holders, and put the last one in my lap.
On the way home, in my own subdivision, 2 streets from my house, I spilled the coffee on my crotch and steered into a tree on the corner. The old man living there came out and helped me out. His neighbor called the cops.

I had a few friends spend the night, I decided to go for a Miccy D's run at 5 in the morning. Little did I know that they were serving breakfast. I ordered 3 coffees. They were out of cup holders. I put the two in the cup holders, and put the last one in my lap.
On the way home, in my own subdivision, 2 streets from my house, I spilled the coffee on my crotch and steered a tree on the corner. The old man living there came out and helped me out. His neighbor called the cops.
Oh so you are old enough to drive?

That was poorly worded.

Oh so you are old enough to drive?

That was poorly worded.

No. I don't have my license.

Panda Express? Nasty. I never cared for Chinese food. The only thing I enjoy from there is the Orange chicken. Ooh, I love orange chicken.