I was almost caught fapping once. ;-;
I was watching one of my favorite sister's research videos, when all of a sudden, my father smashes through the front door with bags of cheep, on sale products.
Purely on instinct, and in the blink of an eye, I quickly slammed my laptop shut, pulled my shirt over my strong, oversized rooster. It was difficult to cover there with only my T-Shirt, but with my ripping biceps, I was able to contain it.
I should be a writer.