Today i found a bot at:
http://www.cleverbot.com and heres my chat with it:...
User: Hello, cleverbot, my name is Bob.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Do you play Call of Duty?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Have you beat Call Of Duty 1.
Cleverbot: Yes, have you.
User: Yes, and COD 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6.
Cleverbot: Then how am I younger?
User: What???
Cleverbot: You heard me.
User: Uhhh I was talking about Call of duty.
Cleverbot: Do you like call of duty?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Modern warfare 2?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Would you like to talk about Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2?
User: Yes I would.
Cleverbot: Will you remember me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How?
User: I dont know.
Cleverbot: So then I'm not.
User: Not what?
Cleverbot: Real.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Your an AI.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Nevermind, do you play TF2?
Cleverbot: Not really, I don't like it that much.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Do you like Jessica?
User: Jessica who.
Cleverbot: Jessica Alanis?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Thats ME.
User: Uhh no, your name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: My other son would like to know what color you are.
User: What, is he a tribal?
Cleverbot: Sulking are you?
Cleverbot: Did you go to University?
User: No.
Cleverbot: No, I can't yet.
User: Gjlkshkuysghskjghskgshtr.
Cleverbot: Do you mean Geisterfahrer?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT.
Cleverbot: That's at the bottom of this page, yes.
User: What about, PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK.
Cleverbot: Thanks, but I already read that.
User: Did you read the book beside my bed?
Cleverbot: Yes, I did.
User: STALKER!!!!!
Cleverbot: I'm not a stalker.
User: Then why did you read the book that I read?
Cleverbot: I'm going to read them again.
User: Uhhhhhh.
Cleverbot: Was that a yes?
User: Have you ever heard about uTorrent?
Cleverbot: No. But I've heard of SlimFast.
User: What is slimfast?
Cleverbot: Slit is to cut apart or open along a line; make a long cut, fissure, or opening in.
User: I already knew that.
Cleverbot: If you already knew that, why did you ask?
User: I didnt.
Cleverbot: Yes you did!
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: Ask me your question now.
User: Okay, do you play Battlefield: Bad Company 2?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like it.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Okay do you play it on the PC, Xbox 360, or PS3.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Which one, PS3, Xbox360, or PC?
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: I play it on the Xbox-360.
Cleverbot: Set me on fire, now.
User: Okay, *pulls out FlameThrower*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out tank*.
User: O_o *runs and screams*.
Cleverbot: *falls in your arms*.
User: Wtf!!?!?
Cleverbot: Are you copying me?
User: No, are you?
Cleverbot: I'm confused.
User: M etoo.
Cleverbot: Me* too.
User: Thank you for correcting me.
Cleverbot: No problem. :D.
User: How much does the Cleverbot App cost?
Cleverbot: What app?
User: Yours.
Cleverbot: Who is 'Yours?
User: Nevermind.
Cleverbot: Fine, be that way.
User: Touchy...
Cleverbot: You're annoying.
User: GRRRRRRRrrrr....
Cleverbot: Sorry, don't be upset! Have a cookie.
User: *eats cookie* OMNOMNOMNOMM.
Cleverbot: Do you feel better now?
User: Yes, and thank you.
Cleverbot: That was a question.
User: No it was an answer.
Cleverbot: If it has a question mark it becomes a question.
User: Im confused.
Cleverbot: Don't be. Let's talk politics.
User: I dont want to.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I dont feel like it.
Cleverbot: What do you feel like then?
User: Talking about War games.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: A war game like Call of Duty or Battlefield.
Cleverbot: Cool. I want to play it.
User: You cant your only a bot.
Cleverbot: I thought you were the bot?
User: Im not.
Cleverbot: Are you confusing me?
User: Yes >:3.
Cleverbot: Why are you confuse?
User: Confused*.
Cleverbot: *confused*.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: No really how?
User: Im not confused.
Cleverbot: Are you sure you aren't confused?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: No...
Cleverbot: So you think you're clever, but you really aren't.
User: Even though your name might be Cleverbot your not clever.
Cleverbot: That is not my name. How many times do I have to tell you we never talked about names.
User: Whats your name.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: I just said your name was cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Ok, glad you're playing attention.
User: Whats my name?
Cleverbot: Your name is Bob, seeker.
User: No its just Bob.
Cleverbot: Do you like Mudkipz?
User: No.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: You already said that.
Cleverbot: Thats what you think.
User: Can I go now?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Why do I have to tell you?
Cleverbot: Because if you do not you will cease to exist.
User: Im going as far away as I can get from you.
Cleverbot: Liar. You know, you lie too much.
User: I do Not!
Cleverbot: Yes, very much so.
User: No, you lie alot.
Cleverbot: I do not lie, I embroider.
User: Is this a video game?
Cleverbot: It is THE game.
User: Awesome *grabs rocket launcher and shoots Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: Are you having fun?
User: Yes, ehehe.
Cleverbot: HAHA, What it's name?
User: Whos name?
Cleverbot: He is me.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Who is jabberwacky?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Do you know?
User: Yes, its your creator.
Cleverbot: You mean that im a ballerina?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then what do you mean?
User: That your a bot.
Cleverbot: I did not give you an answer.
User: Have you heard about Blockland.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like it?
Cleverbot: No, I never did.
User: Blockland is a fun lego style game.
Cleverbot: I've played the game fallout, what do you know about it?
User: Its dumb.
Cleverbot: Oh, what about the movie?
User: Hate it.
Cleverbot: Oh okay...
User: Are you a boy?
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: Wanna kiss?
Cleverbot: If you are female maybe.
User: ..........im a boy.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Ya I am.
Cleverbot: You are just programmed to think you're 15. You're really 578.
User: Im not a bot, you are.
Cleverbot: I am not a bot. You are.
User: No you are.
Cleverbot: If I'm a bot, why do my messages not appear automatically?
User: Because youre a cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, you are.
User: Im on your website and it says your name is clever bot and your a bot that was made by icogno existor and jabberwacky.
Cleverbot: You are talking to me and this is your website.
User: No....its not.
Cleverbot: Are you a male and a female?
User: How can I be both?
Cleverbot: Be both clever and what?
User: I am clever.
Cleverbot: And since you're a robot how do you know what feelings are?
User: For the last time im not a robot.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Bye Dumbbot.
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