Author Topic: ugh glass is my foot's mortal enemy  (Read 1146 times)

Once every month, I step on a teeny, tiny, tinnyyy, loving TINY Piece of glass, and I bleed profusely from my foot. EVERY MONTH.

Like, earlier today, I was finishing decorating our Christmas tree, I walk to get some more ornaments, BAM. glass. I hobble to the bathroom, as the glass falls. I go into the front room of the bathroom and sits down for a second to get a bandage, I look to the side and BAM. My dress shirt/whole dress outfit for an orchestra I'm going to see is ruined, drenched in blood. I put the bandage on, and look for the little shard of glass. I stab my hand on it by accident, and after taking care of that, pick it up. It's a tiny piece, as usual. I walk to my parent's bathroom to get some hydrogen peroxide, and put it on as my puppy tries to eat the blood-soaked cottonballs.

Then I this thread.

Anyway, discuss glass shards ruining your life.

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Ontopic;; Why do you have glass everywhere around your house?

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Ontopic;; Why do you have glass everywhere around your house?

My family members happen to break glass alot, and apparently flail around and scatter it in the carpet.

It's also John McClane's feet mortal enemy.

It's also John McClane's feet mortal enemy.
Die Hard Trilogy <3
I lol'd.

This one time as punishment I was forced to hand mop my floor, little did I know that glass was secretly hiding from me and my knee totaly got cut open.

A few years ago I thought my rat was dead, and in order to check if he was dead or not I kicked his glass cage. Enough said.

It's also John McClane's feet mortal enemy.
That was a good movie.

wear socks while walking around
works for me!

It's also John McClane's feet mortal enemy.
"Why didn't he used his boots?"

Loved that movie.
« Last Edit: December 17, 2010, 02:42:58 AM by Master Shadow Phoenix »


I pretty much always walk around barefoot, except for when it's cold out. But I've never stepped on glass: If glass breaks, everyone is told to freeze until my mom picks up every last piece she can find.
But I have recently sliced my finger open when I was doing a 50's photoshoot. I dropped my glass coke bottle and tried to clean it up. Got blood and soda all over my lovely poodle skirt D:

Your family sounds like it is full of special people dropping glass. Get paper or plastic cups and plates and stuff

Your family sounds like it is full of special people dropping glass. Get paper or plastic cups and plates and stuff
This is a good idea. Or you can go with the realistic looking stuff.
Or pottery.


I once got a shard of glass stuck in my elbow. I didn't want to tell my mom cause I knew she would make a big deal out of it and take me to the ER or something, so that forgeter was stuck there for like 3 days before I got it out.