I'm lazy, so I'll just type them instead of printscreening.
Booze-Kun, the brutal warrior, destined to reinvent Pokemon!
Stoned Bob, the desperate super-robot, destined to do nothing about childen!
Samuel L. Chan, the marked wizard, destined to eat all Tibet!
Mr. Jew, the bloodthirsty otaku, destined to reinvent moot! (My favourite.)
Psycho Savior, the chosen savior, destined to discover Europe!
Omega Asspie, the desperate overlord, destined to pierce moot!
Easy-to-Please Man, the one and only sniper, destined to liberate all Russia!
Dark snake, the silent Christian, destined to die to mondays! (TOTALLY NOT MADE UP BY ME)
Chibi Advocate, the marked savior, destined to reinvent original content!
WAFFEN-SS Ranger, the feared driller, destined to eat the Internet!
carrot Dad, the ruthless creep, destined to re-educate the memes! (Awesome.)
Chibi snake, the tragic wizard, destined to rape nothing! (Because it was a small snake.
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AIDSaurus, the last neet, destined to discover and pillage everything!
Super Virgin, the last monday, destined to eat all cakes! (aka Fat black nerd.)
AIDS Bro, the one who'll steal the boy, destined to re-educate nothing!
Good old Anon, the one and only mastertroll, destined to subdue all furries! (Basically the Internet today.
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Bizarro Simon, the humongous creep, destined to turn lead into children!
