Zombie Survival List

[Rookie]

Burn the zombies with your 10 foot boner!

You know that one of the fastest ways to get pneumonia is walking around in cold wet clothes?
One of the most important things for survival in the wilderness is extra clothes

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[Bloxxed]

You know that one of the fastest ways to get pneumonia is walking around in cold wet clothes?
One of the most important things for survival in the wilderness is extra clothes

Oh alright.
It was just something creative :C

[ipodmemorizer55]

I would just hide in a cave and wait it out. I don't believe 6,206,673 (random numbers ftw) zombies would search every cave out there for food.

[carolcat]

Hmmm...
 •Large backpack
 •Flashlight
 •Extra batteries
 •Matches
 •Extra clothing
 •Canned food
 •Can opener
 •Hiking boots
 •Painkillers
 •Swiss Army knife
 •Handgun
 •Hunting Rifle
 •Extra ammo
 •Map
 •Books (to help pass the time)
 •Bottled water
 •Caffeine pills
 •Antibiotics
 •Germ Killers
 •Cell phone
Then I'd look for a secure place and set up a small fort (small stone wall, small entrance, firepit, accommodations, ect.) near a lake or sheltered place. Then I'd stock up on extra food and supplies to store away while I wait for the zombies to starve and rot away.
Please tell me if there are any flaws.

[Rookie]

hammer

flashlight

glowstick

flares

[SPARTAN-287]

Are you loving handicapped? ( Useless attempts at making someone feel bad? )

I'm going to assume judging by your name that you're a halo fanboy and therefore you desperately want zombies to be real so you can be mashtr chef and save the world and stuff, but just for a minute try to listen to logic.  ( that's a useless argument, and saving the world really can't be done by one person. Do not be foolish enough to think that I believe I could, my plan would be to survive. Not save the world. But if you must know I made this account after a bet with my friend of who could stay up the longest, this was the first name to come to mind so I took it thinking I could change it later when I get a better one. Sadly I cannot, and by the way. forget Masturd Chef, never really did like him, he's just a lucky SOB. )

Zombies are basically humans without the intelligence that makes humans the top of the food chain, one could compare zombies to the extremely mentally/physically handicapped, now you try to tell me about the last time you saw the kid who can barely wipe his own ass take over the world.

Also you didn't even address the bigger point of the "zombies have too many natural predators" argument, flies, maggots, small reptiles and mammals all put zombies in extreme danger, if you've ever seen something decompose it's a really interesting thing, all the soft tissue goes first, that would mean zombies would be skeletons in days. ( If you had payed more attention instead of looking for reasons to shoot me down. You would have noticed my little piece about Rabies http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Rabies&l=1 they don't have natural enemies, because they are still alive for a few years. So for the Rabies to happen, change a few compounds in that and make the symptoms show faster and you have 28 Days later, as I previously stated. Who ever said I was talking about the typical handicapped rotting meat sacks everyone thinks about when "zombie" is brought up?)
And finally the invasion would never happen because of two things:
The CDC
Biting doesn't spread the infection very well ( Seems to spread Rabies around pretty well. The only reason it DOESN'T forget us over is because we have most of the known cases quarantined, and the insanity doesn't kick in fast enough. If someone introduced a new type we wouldn't already have it under control, AND it could spread faster. This also helps against the topic with the CDC. If a small town broke out with this new Rabies, then there is a 50/50 chance of it spreading or being quarantined faster than it can spread )

As for the top of the food chain, I rechecked my sources and many others. Found that humans could be, and technically are. But as they have escaped even being in the system, it is largely undecided, and I apologize for that. Although my point still partially stands, the answer is basically "Yes and No"

[SPARTAN-287]

You're an example of one of the idiots who think brawn > brains.
Because of intelligence.

I think in possibilities. Not certainties. 50/50 chance my friend.

[Skip]

I think in possibilities. Not certainties. 50/50 chance my friend.

What are you talking about.
I'm talking about your idiotic "we'd lose in a fight against just about anything" argument.

[SPARTAN-287]

What are you talking about.
I'm talking about your idiotic "we'd lose in a fight against just about anything" argument.

I'm talking about your sudden thought that you understand how I think and who I am, and instantly making an inference that I think muscle beats brains. Let me dumb that down a bit, muscle has as much chance at beating brains, as brains does of beating muscle.

[D3ATHCAT]

- cat
i win.

[Skip]

I'm talking about your sudden thought that you understand how I think and who I am, and instantly making an inference that I think muscle beats brains. Let me dumb that down a bit, muscle has as much chance at beating brains, as brains does of beating muscle.

And you completely drive away from the food chain thing again.

[SPARTAN-287]

As for the top of the food chain, I rechecked my sources and many others. Found that humans could be, and technically are. But as they have escaped even being in the system, it is largely undecided, and I apologize for that. Although my point still partially stands, the answer is basically "Yes and No"

Ring any bells?

[Skip]

No because I have memory issues where I can't read a word per page and remember what the forget I'm reading.

[JAW959]

I hope you get loving banned.

Also I lol'd at how you insult an entire nationality (Americans) and then bawww at me for calling you handicapped.

[ipodmemorizer55]

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I lost some brain cells reading that post and your arguments.