Zombie Survival List

[SPARTAN-287]

Uh, yes we are.
We're at the top of the food chain because of intelligence.  The most fitting reason to mention for this is weaponry: swords, spears, guns, etc.  Without these and everything else we've developed, yeah, we'd be dead.  A naked and 100% stupid human is a disappointing creature not worth a spot in the wilderness.
Noice.

"We are not the top of the food chain. An average human against an average wolf, bear, wild dog, will get their ass kicked"

Might I intervene with monkeys, similar to us, yes. But they are proven to use tools. And could learn to use guns in just a slightly lesser time than a human. Monkeys are voletile, and a 50 pound monkey can have the strength of a 500 pound man of solid muscle. Explanation? Muslce density. Monkeys have a muscle density far greater than any human

And our intelligence is not directly the cause of our rapid ascention of the food chain, the main reason people say we are is because we don't experience the food chain. We are not even IN it anymore, we only take from it. We are only said to be on top so people can think we are the best of the best. Take out the cities is all you need to do. Go ahead and walk into a zoo and open all the doors and let all the animals run loose in that small environment, what would happen? 50/50 chance of them being over-whelmed by security or killing off all the security. We wouldn't be at the top if we where in the food chain. Although certainly not the bottom either

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[Rekuddo]

I would stay inside and lock my doors and windows. Then when the grid goes out and water is shut down then I would go out. But by that time everything would be looted and food would be scarce, then cannibals would start roaming the area.

Or a better plan, Self Delete. I don't want to live in a world full of anarchy, the way that books and movies portray it is such a horrible place. Sure it'd be fun for the first few months of looting and killing, but then the world has collapsed, there is nothing.

[MunkeyCheez]

1. run into nearest Marine camp which is a few miles some where
2. grab some ammo
3. Grab a fishing rod and a rowing boat
4. Go to sea
5. ???
6. Profit.

[CJwarrior]

1. run to my uncles house and get his crossbow
2. go to the army
3. panic n' tell them theres zombie aco.
4. defend
5. ???
6. zombie profit

[Rookie]

That link.. There are only two facts, and one of them is a flawed fact at that. We are not the top of the food chain. An average human against an average wolf, bear, wild dog, will get their ass kicked.

You obviously have no idea how the food chain works.
Do wolves, bears and wild dogs sit at a table and eat human meat? No, they wouldn't even attack us if they didn't feel threatened by us.

[Skip]

-snip-

You're an example of one of the idiots who think brawn > brains.

And our intelligence is not directly the cause of our rapid ascention of the food chain, the main reason people say we are is because we don't experience the food chain. We are not even IN it anymore, we only take from it.

Because of intelligence.

[JAW959]

Are you loving handicapped?

I'm going to assume judging by your name that you're a halo fanboy and therefore you desperately want zombies to be real so you can be mashtr chef and save the world and stuff, but just for a minute try to listen to logic.

Zombies are basically humans without the intelligence that makes humans the top of the food chain, one could compare zombies to the extremely mentally/physically handicapped, now you try to tell me about the last time you saw the kid who can barely wipe his own ass take over the world.

Also you didn't even address the bigger point of the "zombies have too many natural predators" argument, flies, maggots, small reptiles and mammals all put zombies in extreme danger, if you've ever seen something decompose it's a really interesting thing, all the soft tissue goes first, that would mean zombies would be skeletons in days.

And finally the invasion would never happen because of two things:
The CDC
Biting doesn't spread infection very well

[leonstormrat23]

If I had to make a zombie survival list I would most likely not use the toilet because there would probably not be alot of power to keep the toilet water running but I would make a jarate kinda like what sniper has, get my dad's hunting rifle and shotgun, give one to my friend XANA3790, then use my dad's .45 auto as a secondary, have a crowbar that is in my room and use it as a melee weapon, bound the doors with anything heavy, put boards on the windows and try and find ice to keep food cold in case of power outage, and if we run out of food or the house is destroyed run to the vacent house next to me.  If there are any flaws please explain, I want to know...

[D3ATH LORD]

• deagle
  
  lead pipe
  
  ammo
  
  canned food
  
  a cake

[Celtic Wolf]

Ideal thing I'd do:
-Grab knife, backpacking gear, recurve, gun once it was available, etc.
-Hike into the woods after grabbing some cans of food

What would probably happen:
-Grab knife, backpacking gear, recurve, etc.
-Start hiking and get shot by a rioter/mauled by a zombie

[Saber15]

[leonstormrat23]

-kimboslicesnip-

Dude, it is a game you dull bumforget.

[Skip]

Dude, it is a game you dull bumforget.

Son, there is no game here.

[Rookie]

Small pistol with low kick/recoil

Rifle

Ammunition

Knife

Clothes

Food

Match

[Bloxxed]

Small pistol with low kick/recoil

Rifle

Ammunition

Knife

Clothes

Food

Match

Burn the zombies with your 10 foot boner!