Zombie Survival List

[Watcher In The Myst]

Post your zombie survival list. What you would do in a zombie apocalypse.
As soon as I heard about it (this is if my mom had left or died or something) I would take my mom's laptop and the machete in the garage. I'd get my friend down the street to drive me to my friends house, where we would grab his hunting weapons. I would contact all my friends and family in the area and tell them to meet me at the grocery store where once we were all in we'd barricade and close down every door, but would have an escape route/watch tower via a hole/ladder in the roof. We'd hold out until the military arrives.

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[Watcher In The Myst]

how so

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I would take my mom's laptop

I don't see a need for this. Extra weight.

I'd get my friend down the street to drive me to my friends house

I don't know much about this bit, but I think stuff would probably be so chaotic outside that it'd be dangerous to do this.

I would contact all my friends and family in the area and tell them to meet me at the grocery store

Yeah, the grocery store, where everyone is rioting for food to hoard.

we'd barricade and close down every door

With what? It's a grocery store, probably with those glass sliding doors.

We'd hold out until the military arrives.

The military doesn't care about you.

There are also other bits that come to mind but those are mostly my opinion.

EDIT: No, I'm not being a richard.  I'm helping you survive something that will probably never happen.

[JAW959]

Okay, here's my plan if I woke up to a zombie invasion

1. Say "oh my"
2. Get out of bed
3. Piss
4. Lock doors/close windows
5. Get some coffee
6. Fry up some bacon and eggs
7. Eat my breakfast
8. Wait.

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Heh.
I run all my ideas on the assumption that the zombies will somehow be successful.
I don't expect it to ever happen, though. lol

[Plasmus]

stay home with shotgun pointed at front door

run out and get food if needed

[Dodger]

A zombie apocalypse is near impossible.

But just in case, I would:

1. Get a bag of essential medicines, food, water, etc.
2. Contact my br0s in the hood to arrange some sort of safe-house setup somewhere
3. Get a nail gun and Sledgehammer from my garage
4. Drive to the safe house in a large car

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br0s in the hood

lol

[Joker Card]

Dig a bomb shelter in my back yard. Stocked with enough food and water to last for 2 years. And my bros. Once the president nukes the world, I'll be safe underground with my homies.

[Monocle]

forget all of these plans, I'd go to my dads company's office in downtown Chicago. Its in a highrise on one of the higher floors, you can only access it through 1. Elevator or 2. Concrete stairs with a steel door that require 2 keys and 1key card to get past. The doors can withstand bullets (not kidding, they're hardcore about high security) then I'd go to my dads office and take his 2 guns out of his safe and all of the ammo out of his desk (probably well over 3,000 rounds in his whole office space, all of his workers have guns [they're all trusted people, and since its chicago, you need protection]).

there's a kitchen there with 3 backup generators that could probably run for 3-5 months or more if I turned off the power to the lights.

And yup, that's how I'd survive. And if they somehow get in, I'd jump off the balcony and fall to my death, forget being a zombie.

[Dodger]

forget all of these plans, I'd go to my dads company's office in downtown Chicago. Its in a highrise on one of the higher floors, you can only access it through 1. Elevator or 2. Concrete stairs with a steel door that require 2 keys and 1key card to get past. The doors can withstand bullets (not kidding, they're hardcore about high security) then I'd go to my dads office and take his 2 guns out of his safe and all of the ammo out of his desk (probably well over 3,000 rounds in his whole office space, all of his workers have guns [they're all trusted people, and since its chicago, you need protection]).

there's a kitchen there with 3 backup generators that could probably run for 3-5 months or more if I turned off the power to the lights.

And yup, that's how I'd survive. And if they somehow get in, I'd jump off the balcony and fall to my death, forget being a zombie.

Not a bad idea, but what if the Apocalypse starts downtown and they block off access to the building? I'm sure it would start in more densely populated areas.

[SPARTAN-287]

Okay, here's my plan if I woke up to a zombie invasion

That link.. There are only two facts, and one of them is a flawed fact at that. We are not the top of the food chain. An average human against an average wolf, bear, wild dog, will get their ass kicked. And the whole reason for zombie movies starting off during the appocalypse isn't true. Infact, a good bit of them don't start off in the middle of it, and if they do, they explain how it happened anyways. Now then, let me continue beating these seven two "facts" and point out a few things

The Average American


That being pointed out, in America. Hell a few blocks away from my house, are chemical plants. And Bio regenerations labs. Labs that have worked on reanimation for years, as well as (ofcourse) quicker healing. And now for Japan

Average Japanese Citizens



My point being. Neither countries average people that the infection would spread to are in exactly peak physical or mental condition. And both countries are experimenting with some really forgeted up stuff. Both even have records of people trying to replicate a zombie appocalypse ( Might I also add that if someone changed one simple compound of Rabies to make the symptoms show faster, we would have 28 Days later in our back yards. And we are fighting people who want nothing more than to demoralize us, and kill us. Think you loving handicap ) and both countries, their testing areas are in the middle of average cities. I have that bio regenerations lab in the middle of a loving bike trail, next to a lake, and a chemicals plant. I don't think we're going to have soldiers stations there to immediatly quarentine anything that gets out.

I'm not saying it will happen, and that certainly isn't all the evidence I have to it's possibilities. I am just saying to out-right say it's totally impossible and will never happen as long as humanity is alive is just stupid, and anyone to say that has no idea of what is going on in our world, and likely has their head of their ass

[Monocle]

Not a bad idea, but what if the Apocalypse starts downtown and they block off access to the building? I'm sure it would start in more densely populated areas.

Cousin is a cop in Chicago.

I have access to wherever I want when I'm with him :P

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We are not the top of the food chain. An average human against an average wolf, bear, wild dog, will get their ass kicked.

Uh, yes we are.
We're at the top of the food chain because of intelligence.  The most fitting reason to mention for this is weaponry: swords, spears, guns, etc.  Without these and everything else we've developed, yeah, we'd be dead.  A naked and 100% stupid human is a disappointing creature not worth a spot in the wilderness.

Cousin is a cop in Chicago.

I have access to wherever I want when I'm with him :P

Noice.